more of my simp! Diluc headcanons
Diluc developing a new complex where if he is not providing for Kaeya in every way he can think of, then he is an abject failure, bonus if he finds out that Kaeya went through a period of food/home insecurity after Diluc left
Diluc developing separation anxiety to a point of having occasional panic attacks, just him having a deep seated fear that something or someone will take Kaeya away and he's not going to be enough, is not doing enough to protect him
Diluc dying of jealousy whenever someone (Klee, Bennett, Mika etc) call Kaeya their 'big brother', even though they mean it in an actual familial way as opposed to him, the pervert.
THIS IS SOME GOOD FUCKIN FOOD RIGHT HERE 🍽
local wine tycoon returns to his homeland after years away, takes one look at his ex sworn brother and develops Issues™ that he needs to sort out as fast as possible before things get weird (it's too late, things are already weird)
nothin' tastier than pathetic brocon Diluc who developed all of these problems as a result of his guilt over the terrible falling out he had with Kaeya whom he swore to protect and marry when they were young, and then returning four years later to see just how much his Kaeya has now changed into a gorgeous man who's mastered the art of hiding his own problems and raw emotions behind charming smiles
a delicious blend of angst and perversion *chef's kiss*
