mojo jojo siwa's bizarre adventure

Recently, Tumblr was removed from the Apple app store due to an incident involving child pornography. This incident is incredibly unfortunate, but it doesn’t stand alone. Tumblr was also removed from the app store due to the large influx of porn bots and pornographic spam, users claiming to be proud to be pedophiles, blatant Nazism, racists who are not deleted for sending hate and harassing users, and more. I myself reported someone for harassing me, but because I had blocked the person and couldn’t access the messages where they harassed me, they were still able to send me anonymous asks. Your support staff, with back doors to the website (presumably), claimed they could not access the messages, and I was left SOL. Many features on this website do nothing to actually protect your users from harassment, racism, homophobia, transphobia, Nazis, pedophiles, predators, porn bots, and more. 

You claim in your statement to us that you “have been working on these problems for a long time”. This is blatantly untrue. Please do not lie to us and patronize us. We’ve been here. We’ve seen you do nothing over, and over, and over again. 

We complained to you for months and months about the rampant porn bots, and you did nothing except add a report button on mobile which only reported sensitive content or spam at best. You could have addressed this problem with an effective algorithm, but you did not. We complained to you about being harassed and sent hate speech for being LGBT+, and you did nothing. We complained to you about blogs being randomly deleted, and sometimes you’ve restored them, other times you have not. We complained to you that there were people proudly claiming to be “Minor Attracted Persons”, or pedophiles, and you did nothing. We complained to you about people proudly claiming to be white supremacists, and you did nothing. All of these things are “against the community guidelines”, and yet over and over, you have not found effective ways to handle these problems or suppress the feeling of welcome that these users claim to get here. You have had a long time to work on these problems, but you haven’t addressed them. To say you have is untrue. 

 Multiple other social networking websites, such as Wordpress, Facebook, Instagram, Pinterest, and others have effectively dealt with rampant pornography, racism, pedophilia, and other problems without causing massive issues for their users who are not misusing the platform. They are continuing to find new, effective ways to deal with these issues without causing problems for their userbase as a whole.  There is no reason that you are unable to do this effectively other than that you wanted to do it quickly. You have once again chosen your stock holders over your users. And we have had enough. 

You have already started to ban “Adult” content with a new algorithm. Here are screenshots of just a fraction of the posts you have flagged as containing adult content:

Your new system of simply tackling everything at once is not working. At all. And each of these screenshots is proof of your utter incompetence. None of these posts contain pornographic acts, “female nipples”, or any community violation of any kind. 

We, the users, have been asking you for months to deal with these problems - particularly, the porn bots and bots that spam. In order to block a bot from a side blog, I have to do it manually, even though they are in my side blog’s feed. This is a huge issue for mobile - only users. They keep cropping up in droves, taking over our posts and tricking google into making it look like a legitimate blog linked to a pornographic website. We have complained to you for months and months now, and your solution to simply “ban all adult content” is ineffective. I agree that children should not be able to access pornography - but this is not how you tackle a porn bot problem. Your system is utterly useless, allows for racists, pedophiles, porn bots, and Nazis to remain untouched. It also harms sex workers and real people who may use this website for some forms of adult content responsibly. Moreover, as seen above, it harms plenty of users who have in no way violated your terms of service.

 If you keep this up, you threaten your website and company as a whole. Many of us are backing up our blogs and planning places to go to. 

You already have a content filter for “sensitive” content (content inappropriate for younger viewers). You could have improved this, instead of attacking your entire user base. It seems to be a very lazy “solution”, if you could call it one at all, and one that harms your entire userbase.

If you are going to keep this filter in place and make Tumblr, a website that has never been known for being family friendly and has never claimed to be, you are going to lose millions of your users. We are already planning our exodus. It isn’t hard to follow. Censor us, and we will go somewhere else. That is not a threat. It is a promise. 

Sincerely, 

The users of your website. 

Let’s talk about this scene

It really spoke to me, because usually the job of teaching a boy to tie a tie is left up to the father figure. Peter’s parents are dead, and Ben died the year before. Ben would have taught Peter to tie his own tie for homecoming, had he still been alive. This means the job was left to May. As we can see she clearly doesn’t know how to tie a tie, and in true modern day fashion turns to videos on the internet, but get this. She’s learning to tie it with him. I repeat. Instead of putting the video on and letting him have at it, she’s also learning along with him.

I appreciate Iron dad and spiderson as much as the next person, but I think we often forget that May was forced to transition from aunt by marriage, to mother figure. Then when Ben passed, she took on the role of being an aunt, mother, and father to Peter. She’s raising a teenage boy all on her own.

Half of both her and Peter’s support system is gone, and she manages to keep on like a trooper, while still supporting Peter.

She truly is an amazing woman who deserves such love and recognition.

Part 2

My Jojo Go Animate videos keep getting deleted, so I’m putting them on tumblr

Super woman

Go ahead and picture this. You, undiagnosed, presumed neurotypical, are taking a science test. The test reads like this at first:

What is the outer layer of earth called?

A. Core

B. Mantle

C. Crust

D. Surface

Then, you decide to read it again to make sure it’s not tricking you.

Suddenly, the test reads a little like this.

What is the outer layer of SPACE- outer space? 2001: a space odyssey? DUNNN DUNN DUNNN, DUN-DUN. Hal'a voice is hot and I am not proud of this fact. Lava is hot. What if the ship ran into lava? What if the sun got too close and turned the surface of the earth into- oh right. The outer layer of Earth called?

A. Core. The core. The core was a dumb movie. Bunch of pigeons died. London pigeons falling dooown. Draw a pigeon!! 🐦 Now doodle action lines around the pigeon. Now doodle hearts. Now doodle noodles because doodle rhymes with noodle. Kung Fu Panda likes noodles- I want ramen noodles. How to make crab ramen soup: boil water, cook noodles. Boil more water, add butter + onion + garlic salt, add crab meat. Drain noodles. Drain crab meat. Pour crab meat into noodles and stir. Warms you right to the core. The core. Core.

B. Mantle. Daedric princes from the elder scrolls can be mantled. I like the elder scrolls. The Hero of Kvatch mantles sheogorath in Oblivion. Oblivion is my favorite elder scrolls game. Why can’t we marry Martin?!?! Mannimarco tried to mantle molag bal- molag bal is an asshole by the way- mannimarco is a DEFINITELY a bottom. Boy looks like thranduil! Your schlong to body ratio doesn’t change when you make yourself look massive. Massive. Mansive. Pensive? Mantle.

C. Crust. Crust of bread for a beggar. I’m only askin’ for a single bitcoin !!! I saw that on Tumblr! Tumblr is so full of shitposts. Welcome to macdawnalds would you like a phucking beesechurger?? CHINCKEN NUNGET. It’s T U E S D A Y my dudes. Remember that party on Tuesday? That was fun!! We had cheeseburgers!! I like cheeseburgers. They’re one of my favorite foods. Like French bread! Crusts of French bread- CRUST!!! CRUST IS THE RIGHT ANSWER!!