Felisquoreda

Don’t forget to set your clocks back 40 years tonight.

I really want Hillary to just say “Donald how does a bill get passed” and just wait for his response

I am totally normal and would never murder a person without a GOOD REASON for doing so, that being said, I’m having this problem where the corpse I stored under my floorboards is making a weird heartbeat sound and was wondering if anyone else is having this problem and if you know any tips, tricks, quick fixes etc for this because it’s inconvenient and very annoying thank you and God Bless

is this website possessed by the neglected ghost of edgar allan poe now

This is fantastic.

Morbid but fascinating 

Nationalism basically teaches you to be proud of shit you didn’t do, and to hate people you never met

This installation portrays how powerful literature could be; reminds me of Ray Bradbury’s masterpiece “Fahrenheit 451.”

i LOVE star war!!! PEW PEW, light saver! dark vader and luke skyscraper and obi 1 cannoli and r2b2 and 3pco and tobbaca.  i love star trek.

I suddenly feel much more confident in my own abilities as a writer 

I could never date a stripper.. Only because I like my women all natural ..finding an all natural stripper who has never been under the knife .. With natural hair lashes and nails is like finding a unicorn

This person has obviously never stepped foot in a strip club lol

No kidding.

Oh my god how embarrassing

lmfao “all natural strippers”. organic strippers. free range, grass fed strippers. gluten free strippers. I like my strippers wrapped in ethically farmed bacon w/ a side of quinoa and a craft beer, not like those other processed, bad for you strippers.all those chemical additives will kill you. stick to grow your own strippers.