Swine Donator

so much is going on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it’s too much!!!!!!!!!!!!! i just want to sleep in the forest for 190 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i’m tired leave me alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i think i have a better understanding of the situation now bc i’m the same age as she was then and like. it was a weird fucking thing to do. like she was talking to us as if we were also a bunch of 28-year-olds but we weren’t. i was literally 9. 

ACCORDING TO THE INTERNET, THERE ARE HOT GIRLS IN MY AREA. I AM SEEKING THE HOT GIRLS IN MY AREA. THEY ARE INVADERS AND THEY WILL BE EXTERMINATED.

You might also want to check your computer for viruses if you’ve clicked on those adds.

DALEKS DO NOT FEAR COMPUTER VIRUSES. THE DALEKS HAVE A HIGHLY EFFECTIVE ANTIVIRUS PROGRAM CALLED "SHOOT THE COMPUTER".

But they could steal your personal info and shit.

OH NO. MY NEOPOINTS.

I think Robin Williams literally visited you in your sleep from the beyond in order to pass this message on to the world.

I agree john mulaney is probably an immortal akin to beings such as keanu reeves and jeff goldblum but he’s like a new born baby immortal who is looking at the long long expanse of a lifetime he has in front of him and is already tired

jeff golblum is thousands of years old and loving it. john mulaney was born in 1901 and ever since 1924 it’s gone downhill for him