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This is Meryton Assembly erasure. They went to the club once at the beginning of the book and the night went so badly that the whole rest of the narrative is the fall out from it.

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

That thing where milkmaids were often immunized against small pox because they'd already contracted the weaker cow pox earlier in their lives. That's Tumblr, to me, against whatever the hell social media landscape is happening in 2026.

"TikTok Instagram Youtube-Shorts Share-Your-Whole-Life Influencer Social-Media Online Online Online" it cannot affect me. I was already a weird online 16-year-old all so many years ago. You cannot grab me raw and unfortified with these poisons. I inoculated myself when glomping was a thing. I am still on Tumblr making text poasts.

rb to give your mutuals a silly little paper valentine card and a red heart shaped lollipop 💖

I scrolled past this without second thought. Paused. Thought, wait, I've never seen a crane on the road. Scrolled back up. No answers. Typed this response, then noticed the book's author. What a whirlwind

sorry i came back wrong do you still wanna hit it

when I was a Hatchling it was always Do Not Touch the Computer Screen but now they make screens that are designed To Be Touched and they still have not fixed the underlying issue of Greasy Phalangeprints all over the Screen

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Generally in favor of coyotes. Wolves, as well. Bobcats. That sort of thing.