Just a Feeble Fawn

the koi fish in the pond when they see a human walk over

my esteemed rival,

my beloved nemesis,

dearly detested,

im a hoe but a shy hoe. a shoe

Lovey dovey bitch syndrome is decaying my brain

This is Shakespearian.

Because there are always pregnant people, the average number of skeletons in a body is higher than one

I never needed to think about this, but now I’m reblogging it and all of you can suffer as well.

im insignificant! im tiny! im annoying! im invisible! i try so hard but i cant make a difference!!

Y'all better be going to bed at a reasonable time, don’t make me tuck you in and kiss you goodnight

don’t threaten me with a good time

Last warning before I sing you a lullaby, fucker