Dirk Strider Dick Rider

There's a better shot of it in Aliens, right at the start when they're listing the Nostromo crew memebrs!

Oh neat, I didn't know this!

i tracked down the reddit post because i wanted to see what the hell this guy was annotating like 30 pages in

#he is absolutely trying to figure out the dimensions of the house#unhinged behavior but also somehow a completely valid way to read this shitass book

I feel like this is simultaneously the worst way to engage with this narrative and the closest to the intended experience.

While the Onion buying InfoWars is indeed extremely funny, very few of the posts I've seen commenting on the sale have mentioned that the families of the Sandy Hook victims apparently agreed to voluntarily reduce their lawsuit payout as part of a deal to ensure that the Onion would acquire InfoWars wholesale, rather than having the company broken up and auctioned off piecemeal, as the latter course could potentially have allowed some of those pieces to end up back in the hands of Alex Jones' cronies.