just finished learning how strong i can be if i have to!! i hope the next thing i learn is something fun and awesome 😁😁😁

they are not “gay little fingerless gloves”. they sre my normal sized fingerless gloves of undisclosed sexuality.

penultimate is such a good word. its like....maybe the second best word

the people yearn for nonplastic fabrics

i want devices that are functional and hardy and i want them to last and fuck the rest of the shit i dont need. my ds and 3ds can lie in sleep mode for months if not years and i can pop them open and they've still got two or three bars left. my old phones in high school could go days without a charge. if i leave my nintendo switch on the floor for a few days doing absolutely fuck all nothing i will turn it on and it will cry to me mother i am dying. i am dying mother. and i tell him he'll never be half the man his brother was and he can't hear me because he's dead

can I bring my fidget toy to the party I swear it's unobtrusive. you won't notice it

man you've gotta stop calling your sub your 'fidget toy' i get that you guys have some weird dynamic going on but everyone is expecting a fidget spinner not this wet freak

he can spin so idk why you're being obtuse. he can literally spin

inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually

bro you’ve got to stop stretching your arms over your head and exposing your midriff im going to lose it