gourmet fucking fruit gels, bro

a sports bra is lingerie to the educated mind

feels like im always recovering. when do i get to live

"it's okay to rest for as long as you need from burnout" how long is it actually going to take though. there's stuff i wanna do.

some people rlly can’t wrap their heads around the concept of chronic illness like. “you’re sick? but weren’t you just sick a few days ago?” yeah that’s the whole point. ITS CHRONIC

five government bills to submit against (and one to submit in favour of) in the next few weeks. need to get rid of my Actual workload so i can lock into writing my submissions at work. i always go in like i’ll just make some concise and meaningful comments and then whoops it’s at least 1000 words long

Putting the term "male gaze" on top of the fridge until everyone remembers that it refers to a cinematographic trend and not the act of looking at things while being a man

reaching up to get it off of the fridge and the big tshirt im wearing as pyjamas rides up and the reader sees my panties

You Will Feel Better If you go And ride your Bike In The Sun. it is only 10km and flat. You Do Not have to Go Hundies. And You Can Have Guilt Free Gaming Spree afterwards.

ok it turns out what i had planned was 20km but i did about 10km and then went and bought embroidery thread that i have been forgetting to buy for a full week. so i feel slightly acccomplished and also slightly more exhausted

people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets