This is surreal

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I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”

And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”

his composure is just everything I aspire to be

OMG IT’S BACK!

CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG

Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.

FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.

You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.

His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.

IT’S STARTED

IT’S BEEN NOVEMBER JUST FOR FEW HOURS YOU ANIMALS

Oh dear god it’s begun

yES IT’S TIME

im in

THE HACKING IS COMING FROM IN THE HOUSE

leonardo dicaprio really gets on my damn nerves always actin dry af in all of his interviews but be partyin with 2 chainz and doin the most off the wall shit in all of his candids. like he’s one of those people at work you just assume is boring and lame until you actually start talking to them and find out they used to be in the mobb 

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

Me