i’m so happy for her

I’m happy she’s back

your child was a pleasure to have in class and a dark, tortured genius

you're only trying to ritually sacrifice me because you think i'm hot just admit it

like i'm sorry but the whole chained to an altar thing just isn't that subtle

no no the Antlered One thinks you hot I'm just his wingman

😳 promise?

And a reminder that, unless you are allergic to it, black food dye will not harm you. And if you want more "natural" ways to make spooky black foods, black sesame paste, squid ink (not vegetarian and tastes a little fishy apparently though), and black cocoa powder are all decent options for foods as black as your heart.

being tired all the time is such a mystery.... is it anaemia? vitamin d deficiency? chronic fatigue syndrome? depression? insomnia?? is it just the crushing weight of being alive in a capitalist society??? someone cure me

i love when people repost funny tik toks here im never downloading tht stupid fucking app you are my little messenger pigeons

This, from 13 months ago, has just been noticed by transphobes, who have been screenshotting it, announcing that I'm jumping onto a bandwagon and they won't read my books any more. So I thought I'd reblog it, because there may be some trans men or trans women out there who need reassurance, and this might help. (Thank you to all the people who turned up on my Twitter feed hoping for a fight for reminding me to reblog it, even if that wasn't what you thought you were doing.)

[ID: A tweet by Mac (@GoodPoliticGuy) from 12:29 PM on 5/9/21 that reads “McDonald’s workers are striking starting May 19th don’t cross the picket line.” Below is a link to a Vice article with a picture of McDonald’s fries as a cover image. End ID.]