Tom Nook owes me child support.

Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️

Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.

I had no idea that chickens could?? float?? or swim??? I don’t know why I’ve never thought of chickens as buoyant. I never picture chickens anywhere near water. what else have I been missing

C'est les swimming poules

Reblogging for the pun and the pun alone

A warning

tomorrow

today

hey everyone i just saw a dinosaur pretty cool right

Lieeees. It's 10pm here and I've yet to see a Dinos

Both are beautiful and valid

I was Keanu Reeves’ sister, and when we were little, a nefarious organization kidnapped him and erased his butt with the pencil from SpongeBob. Shortly after, he was kidnapped yet again and made into an assassin. I saw him as my long lost brother for many years. We finally saw each other again at middle age during a military siege, and I recognized him only from his lack of a butt. He had a weird mesh black thong that he liked to wiggle around, like the “butt dance” from IASIP. I woke up frightened and in a cold sweat.

frog purse ad has had enough

what’s going on

NO

it’s out of touch thursday

It's out of touch thursday

breakfast

Ok but why does this work so well?

This is an absolute bop though.