Party Like It's 1832

Jinkies

Jeepers!

Zoinks!

Ruh roh!

FUCK

My favorite part of this post is that it implies Fred is the one saying “FUCK” because we know who typically says the other 4 things

which makes sense as he’s the one who actually legally owns it

We need a third space between life and death

So turns out there's this place called the hospital and you can go there

there is nothing more important than a dear friend you can be a huge fucking asshole hater with

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

it’s because of the curse

broke my routine so now i have to kill myself

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

She's ghostin you but shes goblin me

i genuinely don't think there's much, if anything, hotter than someone clearly having a blast doing something they're really good at. doesn't really matter what it is. the combo of competence and joy is absolutely lethal to me