lilo please

you’re brushing your teeth when suddenly your mint toothpaste tastes like eggs. do you a)  power through and continue brushing b)  wash your mouth out c)  go to your fridge and get out the eggs and bite one to see if it tastes minty

I feel like getting my college degree will be simultaneously a relief and extremely underwhelming

yay ur back

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THE SECOND PART

I may be one horny mother fucker but I’m also one romantic mother fucker

Me

classic feel good post

I didn’t realize how much spongebob I really knew until y'all started posting captioned screenshots and I could fully reconstruct both the visual and auditory situations of each and every goddamn one. Can’t study for History of the English Language but by fuck do I remember what that one voice actor of that one fish from that one episode sounds like to the damn syllable.

so ur telling me to drink more

The reason it reminds you of a Renaissance paintings is because of how the people’s gestures and gazes direct your eye between each other and ultimately toward the central motif of the Beib getting choked.

And some of the hoodies and T shirts look like robes at first glance…?

Malone, Post, and Justin Bieber. ‘Judas Gets His Ass Beat in the Club as Jesus Laughs.’ 2016. Phone Camera. Tumblr, The Club.