You had your chance at the cotillion, you!

What do you guys do for work. Job share time. I want to know

believe you me I will be here and posting 20 times an hour when it does happen

phone in bed can range from comforting to mundane but phone in parked car will have you feeling like you've never done anything right in your entire life

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

they should normalize saying "I'm thinking of you fondly but don't have much to say and frankly I don't even really want to talk rn but you have appeared in my thoughts and it's nice"

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.