insane

I’m so fucking sad please invent a pill that will turn me into a salamander that only thinks of nutrients

where do TV shows get this idea that high school is constant drama, nothing even fucking happened to me in high school

I’m now remembering that my school got a slurpee machine and then had to get rid of it two weeks later after someone poured toxic chemicals into it that they stole from the science lab in an attempt to poison the entire cheerleading squad so like, maybe I was just boring

Not every day you find out youre a background character

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WHAT.

i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm

This was an experience.

I’m so fucking sad please invent a pill that will turn me into a salamander that only thinks of nutrients

Pussy is everywhere. Dick is everywhere. Chemistry isn't.

Friendly reminder.

Two trees, chilling in a forest, five inches apart cus they’re not gay