feral bone sapphics in space

You can never make me hate any Locked Tomb character, I'm sorry. Not a single one of 'em. Yeah, you can point to some fucked up shit they do or say, and I'll be like, oh absolutely that was a bad and hurtful thing for them to do or say, or yeah they're a grade-a asshole and/or war criminal, but as soon as you're like, I unironically hate them, I hate reading about them, I wish they weren't in the story/didn't have those flaws--sorry bud I can't follow you there. Can't do it. Not on board with that there take.

Never NOT reblogging this every time I come across it

Not to jump the gun but I've heard the songs already & I can say with full confidence that these are some of the best songs BSC has ever put out. I personally have been petitioning BSC to make this EP for years and the fact that it's finally happening is surreal.

underneath it all I think that gideon and harrow are fairly vanilla in that what they want is to be lesbians together. However they don't know how to do that (never done it before) so they make up evil and elaborate games to trick each other into like, hugging. to them that feels way more risque and dangerous than any of the insane shit they have done to each other instead. Cam and pal on the other hand want to do something to each other unclassifiable by modern science and ethics

harrow the ninth asks the question "what is the first impulse of a genius necromancer when trying to retain any shred of coherency in a river bubble?" and gives the unambiguous answer "write fanfiction"

to be clear I am talking both about palamedes "the necromancer's marriage season... 2!!!!" sextus and harrowhark "role swap au" "ballroom au" "coffee shop au" nonagesimus. tamsyn muir said that in 100% of case studies the last frantic attempt of a prodigy to avoid entering a final psychological death spiral is writing tropey fanfic.

ortus I'm so sorry I forgot about you and your matthias nonius rpf. you may not be a necromancer but you were still fucking it up in a river bubble. unequivocally harrow the ninth boldly states that fanfiction saves lives.