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Me when I write for 30 minutes: 1k words
Me when I write for 2 hours: 500 words
Me when I write for 4 hours: -300 words
To all my writer friends who are on the struggle bus/suffering from writer's block/just dealing with life stuff right now!
[id: the "I have done nothing wrong ever in my life" meme, but edited instead to say, "I still intend to write the Thing but I'm not in a place to make progress on it right now." To which her indulgent dad replies, "We understand, and we love you."]/end id.
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1. make a syllabus for yourself - books, media, places, recipes
2. complete 40% of it
3. eat every fruit u can

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im curious about a specific generational divide
regardless of you being queer or not, did your parents ever gave you the "if you turn out to be gay it would be fine" talk, before you ever had the chance to say anything on your own about that?
gen z, yes
gen z, no
millenial, yes
millenial, no
gen x, yes
gen X, no
baby boomer, yes
baby boomer, no
because it happened to me and im wondering if this was a product of the ongoing cultural change around gay issues. before i ever had the chance to say to my parents "i am this" my mom was already sitting me aside to tell me "if there is anything you want to tell me, i want you to know ill accept you no matter what"
I know that here on tumblr we're all massive fans of the panel show with a straight white male gremlin-like host in a suit that forces comedians to perform deranged and semi-random tasks for little-to-no reward, more often than not geared at conning, tricking, or humiliating the contestants in the process in a way that can sometimes border on kink, torture, and the fully absurd.
Britain has its offering:
America has its offering:
And so today I'd like to put forward my 'for your consideration' campaign for Australia and New Zealand's contribution to this important genre - Guy Montgomery's Guy Mont Spelling Bee:
Now Miriam, I hear you say, what's so unhinged about a Spelling Bee?
And to that, I say, much as Taskmaster has its envelopes, and Gamechanger its opening monologue (there's really no common factor on this one), spelling is merely the vessel through which hijinks and borderline torture are inflicted upon a group of unsuspecting comedians.
Whether it's the ghosts of their own mistakes:
Good ol' impish trickery:
The breakdown of genuine friendships:
Or straight up physical and psychological torture:
This show really has it all!
So please tumblr, the next time you're looking to get your kicks from one of our favourite gremlins in suits torturing comedians, consider Guy Montgomery and his spelling shenanigans.
They say that sudden, intense cravings for very specific foods are usually a sign of a vitamin deficiency. If so, that I'm presently making myself french toast, scrambled eggs, and a bacon and cheese sandwich at 11:45 PM must mean the vitamin I'm missing is grease.
I cross-posted this to Bluesky and got followed by a bunch of folks with blog headers clarifying which exact flavour of Christianity they adhere to because they thought I was making a hashtag-relatable post about cheating on your diet. Now we get find out how many of them are also comfortable with posts about werewolf cock.
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yknow its interesting how something can impact one demographic in a completely different way than everyone else. in the exorcist when the demon starts speaking in greek, to most people its creepy. but if youre greek and you suddenly start hearing the demon speak perfect fucking greek its genuinely the biggest scare of the movie. you just do not expect to ever hear your language in american movies so it catches you so badly off guard, it feels like the movie is talking directly to you
the first time my dad saw it, it was with his american friends. and when she started speaking greek he turned to one of them and was like "re malaka did you hear that in english?"
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sherpas used to be treated like expedition partners that knew the land better than you because they were raised on it and now theyâre treated like they are lowly disposable service workers setting up heated tents or spas for wealthy hikers who have no business on the mountain like they are collecting your nasty trash off one of the holiest and most sacred mountains in the world like do yâall understand that we see sagarmatha or mount everest as a living deity on earth while the rest of the world sees her as a conquest?
locals of nepal hold the belief that your karma is the strongest as you reach the peak of sagarmatha and the mountain gives to you the spiritual energy you carry within yourselfâbenevolent or malevolent. you violate the spiritual sanctity of the mountain with your trash and your hubris. you disrupt the spirits that have long dwelled there. if you must summit sagarmatha, it isnât and shouldnât ever be from a place of bragging rights or bucket list goals but as a spiritual journey to connect with the spirit of nature at its most powerful.

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i think ppl would be a lot happier and better-adjusted on here if they realized that being online on a website is like being in any other casual public space full of people. if u walk into walmart u dont immediately think to yourself âi have to be friends with everyone in this walmart and if not everyone likes me iâm a failureâ and u really shouldnât feel that way online either. likewise if thereâs a guy in the walmart parking lot shouting obscenities u probably wouldnât answer him and thatâs literally an exact equivalent to some of the weird stuff that people on here seem to feel theyâre obligated to respond to.