Father of Nargles

Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

Thanks I hate it

Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice

You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.

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It’s like a rainbow…of ugly.

Crying

Here is a full playlist of all 25 “True Facts about x” videos Ze Frank has ever made. They’re all just as fantastic as this one. You’re welcome.

He’s the same guy who made that Thanksgiving Etiquette video, too

He’s the voice of god

same way we are to human females tbh

I literally played this video for my students in class

you’re doing god’s work here

reblog for noises

siamangs are so freaking weird. Somehow evolution produced a frog-ape.

@luminescentglow

@akulorkhan

I love how you have no fucking idea of the scope and majesty you are about to witness until you realize just what KIND of whale is zooming up to the surface and how fucking FAST that thing has to be going to catch that kind of air time.

Whales are scary fast!