pain is not the final destination

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

I like when construction workers spray paint their strange sigils on the pavement

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

i think its charming when peoples personal lives improve and they get drastically worse at posting

theyre saying you have to go to work again tomorrow even though you just went today

the way i feel about retirement is similar to how suicidal teenagers feel about getting to 25

“I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy” I would, next

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

ever since i was a little girl i knew i was doomed to take things too seriously and think about them forever

every day of my life i read someone being like “why doesn’t this story just solve the problem immediately and casually? they just drag it out and make it an issue” well. because that’s the Story

Yaaaawn! Call me when they're covered in blood and having gay sex