the horngus of a dongfish

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

worlds most notorious simon and garfunkel apologist

Noel Torious

Apollo Gist

all of you see me after class

I think the Beatles would’ve been happier if they were tiny and they lived in a sewing kit in Brian’s house and they all slept inside the same empty box of cigarettes and they got to play sold out gigs for the mice

do you think john lennon would be disappointed to learn that his son is a cryptobro

I like how in the get back sessions george is like well if john can bring yoko I’m bringing my monk #mymonk

everyone is a bumbling reactionary idiot except me. and my mutuals. and presumably my followers because they follow me and adhere to my strictures.

i feel like i'm going Italian

*insane

whatever. go my scallops

last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops

(a bell rings, reminding me of previous times i have eaten) these memories are so good… might as well salivate. it’s my choice.