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I can't believe it's already 2017
Guys Iām crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this
They want it to stopā¦..we reblog it to the extreme
No no no lol please donāt
Forever reblog until 2017
O my god no
i cant stop laughingĀ
until 2017
only 3 more years.
I already added this to my queue, I donāt even know if iāll still be on tumblr then
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the new kids š¢
:ā(
*rubs my mentally ill lgbt hands on your fav things* does this make u uncomfortable
Finally watching Winter Soldier. Gonna be blogging here now. Probably. No idea whatās coming now
hey letās have a little sleepover in my ask box!!
anonymously describe yourself and the date weād go on and iāll literally fall in love with you
talk about ur crush/date mate
omg tell me if u have a crush on meĀ
talk about the person that made u realize ur Gay
top 5 ____
first kiss stories
iāll give you advice if you need it!!
moodboard requests
acting stories
funny stories in general
brag about what you did/accomplished today!! no matter how small!!
whatever u wanna talk about or questions u have for me!!
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Describe yourself on anon and I'll say if I'd date you.
Age, gender, height, eye and hair color, then tell me what your favorite something (hobby, class, music, etc) and what kind of date you want to take me on.
Ready? GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Look to your left. The first thing you see is what you would hoard as a dragon.
Babies. I have a hoard of babies.
Isnāt that the plot of Cheaper By The Dozen? ;-)
a fire extinguisher? i dont think so
Pillowsā¦. Iāll be a dragon that hoards pillows lmao
Books. Fuck yes. I already am that fucking dragon
its bad enough that bisexuality in women is seen asĀ āattention seekingā or as some sort ofĀ ājokeā by mainstream Straightā¢ culture, but when the actual lgbt community deny bisexualsā¦.when lesbian women dont wanna date bi girls bc they doubt their ability to stay faithful and think bi girls are gonna hop on the next straight dickā¦ when straight guys only wanna date bi girls out of some sick fetishā¦ the entire fuckingĀ āstraight passingā discourseā¦ like. why do you hate bisexual girls so muchĀ
Clint, no
OH MY GOD THOUGH
BEST COMEBACK ON ANY COMEDY PANEL SHOW EVER AND SHEāS NOT EVEN A COMEDIAN
Can she calculate the amount of cold water he needs for that burn?
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tumblr has made me a very sarcastic person irl
kinda want a relationship kinda donāt ever want to give someone the power to hurt meĀ
Why is it that kinda creepy dudes almost universally seem to prefer the word āfemalesā over saying āwomen?ā Are they trying to sound academic or something? Itās like theyāre talking about an animal species. āLet me describe my observations of THE FEMALESā
Thatās because if you refer to a female as a āwomanā you have to deal with the āAre you saying I look oldā problem, and if you refer to her as a āgirlā then you have to deal with āAre you saying I look like a childā problem.
The workings of the female mind us such a mystery that referring to them as seperate species is both the safest and most honest way to address them.
ā¦..what
I can confirm this, actually. I had an absolutely terrifying encounter with a female the other day.
I was out walking my dog, and I guess I must have wandered into her territory, because I heard her hissing at me and when I looked up I saw her defensive spines and eyespots were exposed in what was pretty clearly a threat display. I tried backing away slowly like youāre supposed to, but of course the dog aggravated her and she lunged, so I grabbed the leash and just started running. Apparently a couple of other people have run into her before, and one guy actually got mauled (which I think is bullshit, because thereās clearly posted safety guidelines so the dumbass probably kept chasing after her trying to get a picture or something,) and she ended up having to be put down because her territory was so close to a human community.
Remember, keep your garbage tightly sealed and donāt feed wild Females, because they pose a danger to both themselves and humans once they start associating us with food.
I dunno, I heard once they captured it, it turned out to be nothing but a common ghost owl with that had lost some feathers. Itās an understandable confusion, but evidence suggests that females are actually much larger than most owls, about 10-14 feet tall on average, and while they canāt fly, they can swell with air and drift on the wind until they find a more suitable hunting ground.
Other things that can be easily mistaken for females include:
Weather balloons
Sun spots
Swamp gas
Wild dogs with mange
The brocken spectre phenomenon
Swarming locusts
The moon
Camera glitches
Foxfire
Heavily decomposed basking sharks
Mothman
Low-flying jets
Jellyfish blooms
The Bermuda triangle
Plastic bags
Heavily decomposed mothmen with mange
Anime
tag yourself iām jellyfish blooms
I am commonly mistaken for anime.Ā
when you get a cold chill
Iām the people living off Rihanna experiencing a 7.0 earthquake on the richter scale
Screaming
I need to know what she was trying to do
SHE DID THAT
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i was talking to my american friend today and something occurred to meĀ
out of sociolinguistic interest, 1) where are you from? and 2) if someone from the same country as you started talking aboutĀ āthe warā (without any context as to which), which war would you assume they meant?
im v curious ok so reblog this n put ur favorite smell in the tags
