♞ I fart like a mule ♞

My inbox and messages are always open! :D I don't bite, I just toot. (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶) If you want to support a farty girl by paying for food that TOTALLY won't make her farting problem worse, donate to my ko-fi!

That's a really good question! I get embarrassed easily, ignoring it makes me feel a little better about it in a public setting especially. Maybe everyone will think it was someone else! Yeah! （´∇｀'' )💨*brrnt* But if it's just my friend/partner and I, I know they totally heard it and they know it was me. The silence might make me get in my head about it, like "oh god they totally think I'm nasty now, my butt made it awkward and they're judging me!" If it's a friend I guess I hope they make a light joke about it, maybe they even toot occasionally themselves just to show they really don't think it's a big deal! That's always helped me feel better about it if I pass gas in front of someone!

For two days I had 10 pieces of Russell Stover's sugar free chocolates per day. I had a lot of morning farts too after the second day. Those really long ones are from holding in those toots for only a couple of hours. (๑﹏๑//)

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Thank you so much! I have tried inflation, actually! 🎈 Bloating is a form of inflation anyway in my opinion! 😅 My body already inflates itself by not burping enough. Carbonated drinks are my preferred way of blowing myself up! But I have experimented with pumping myself up from the other direction. I just get scared I'll hurt myself. 😨 Even if you stop for a bit to let the gas cramp settle down, that's not a hospital visit I want to have. (⸝⸝๑﹏๑⸝⸝) I think most people prefer when the air travels through the entire digestive system instead of getting pumped up anyway, so bubbly drinks are the main method I use for inflating! Of course holding it in will turn anybody into a balloon too! It does play very well into my kinks, you're absolutely right! (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)

Oh gosh, this was from quite some time ago! Sorry to have kept you waiting! (꒪ᗜ꒪;) I did have a lot of gas, all of that eating and swallowing air will do that to you, lol! Really anytime I eat too much I'm likely to fart a lot. All of that food makes it easy to toot while getting up from sitting. (ᵕ • ᴗ •)

Just the increase in gas alone and struggling to hold it all in with a baby kicking all the farts out of me would turn me on. 😳 In fact being such a fartknocker in general that my partner (and maybe friends and family) carries anti-gas pills for me. I frequently get the walking farts. Little toots and quacks slip out of my butt so often I hardly comment on them anymore. But sometimes I'll be a cranky, waddling tooter annoyed by the frequency of my emissions. (,,•̀⤙•́,, ) Passing gas at the doctor's office. From the waiting room, to the exam room. Not because I want to, but because I'm all pent up! "Are you sure you should be eating that?"

Definitely big belly! I might be biased because I bloat easily, but all that gas makes a nice sound coming out! 🎈🤰💨 You already know they feel relieved when a fart drones out of someone with a distended belly. (˵ ¬ᴗ¬˵) I think my favorite fart position is standing with a leg slightly lifted. It's not subtle at all, but it helps guide the gas on its way out! I make a lot of my best sounds while relieving myself this way. ( ˶>˶˶<˶) I enjoy farting on my side with a leg lifted too. ( ⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝)

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