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Oh boy, I'm sure the medical board would have a LOT of comments on the shit you get up to.
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“Your brother died from a curable disease that could’ve been cured but wasn’t due to corporate greed. Now you’re going full Castle on all corporate executives and their ilk? I believe the young folk would call that “based””.
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Because if you ask anyone who has been in this business for longer than five minutes, they'll tell you Spiderman's one of the best to ever do it.
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Peter Parker's bag of tricks is ridiculously varied when you count it all up. He can do stealth, he can stand his ground and beat your ass, he can use his webs to neutralize an entire room of armed goons without killing and barely harming a single one, he's got the dexterity and agility to dodge damn near anything without bringing his combat precognition into the equation. And he's a bonafide genius.
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY
.....
Well actually I do but I don't think I can use that kind of language in an all ages book like this... O_O"
Is that friggin Gizmo?! Never actually seen him in a comic before. It feels weird not seeing him in his cartoon form.
I love the fact that its canon that Cobra Commander has a personal harem of Horny Fangirls
WHO ARE ALL COSPLAYING AS HIM
And like
Not even really Sexy Versions of him?
I mean everythings sexy to someone but I mean their uniforms aren't more revealing or more fetish-y or more feminine they're literally basically just wearing his outfit except a bit tighter and with the Cobra symbol on their tits
Like
A psychologist would have a FIELD DAY here
This mans sexual fantasy is LITERALLY FUCKING HIMSELF
It's basically like if Doctor Doom was banging his Doombots XD
I'm too distracted by the Energon Katana. Of course Cobra Commander would be the kind of douchebag to get himself a katana and start stroking it lovingly. Cringy weirdo.
So, this is INSANE, can we all agree on that????
So there's an obscure long out of print sci fi Young Adult book series called Photon which is basically about a teenager who is really REALLY fuckin good at laser tag finding out that laser tag is actually a training program run by space aliens to recruit mighty warriors to fight a war against a fascist empire
Which isn't the insane part, I want to clarify
This isn't even the only sci fi franchise from the 80's or 90's with this exact plot
The people writing these books knew their audience
"What are the people we're marketing these toward into? Video games? Laser tag? OKAY...so what if our reader surrogate is a character who gets to become the CHOSEN ONE and save the universe from space fascism by being REALLY GOOD at laser tag and/or video games????"
That part I get
That's wish fulfillment 101
No no no
The INSANE part comes in the very FIRST BOOK of this series
Now I want you all to remember this was a YA series. And a pre-Hunger Games YA series at that
So like...not aimed at KID kids but like...still marketed toward the teen readership. So it can be a little bit darker than stuff aimed at REALLY young kids but it's going to be going for that PG rating...maybe PG-13 at a real stretch
Here's the synopsis for this book
Which again...this is how the series STARTS
On Earth, Photon is a game ... and Christopher Jarvis is one of its best players - wielding his laser gun with high-scoring precision and razor-sharp skill. But in space, Photon is for real ... and Christopher Jarvis becomes Bhodi Li - Photon Warrior - the newest recruit in the elite fighting corp. Their mission: to stop the dark Warlord of Arr in his savage conquest of the universe.
Me: Ahhhhhhh
Just some good old fashioned peak 80's cheese right here
Silly, goofy, a little bit campy
Just a really wacky good time
Like Josh Kirby: Time Warrior or an episode of Mighty Max or... For the Glory Crossing the barriers of time, the Warlord plans to enlist Adolf Hitler in his evil ranks.
*RECORD NEEDLE SCRATCH*
Me: ............
I'm sorry
I think I had something INSANE in my eye, because for a second there I thought you said...
And Christopher, now Bhodi Li, must face the brutal treacheries of World War II to fight these two deadly foes ... or surrender forever to ultimate darkness!
Me: ..................
..................................
WHAT IN THE GOOD LOVE OF FUCK DID I JUST READ
Yes
This young adult goofy ass sci fi adventure series about laser tag making you a space warrior has the hero going up against a saturday morning cartoon villain called the "Dark Warlord of Arr"...and also has him going up against....FUCKING ADOLF HITLER
This is essentially like if He-Man had to stop Skeletor teaming up with Chairman Mao
Or if an episode of Scooby Doo, Where Are You had the ghost clown haunting a funfair turn out to be John Wayne Gacy behind the mask
HOW WAS THIS OKAYED XD
I have not read this book but
I have a kind of TERRIFIED CURIOSITY to do so
It's how I imagine people who slow down when passing a car crash must feel
You know that what you're going to see is going to be awful...you know it's going to be horrific....but you just feel this need to see just HOW BAD it really is....
So I did some quick google-ing and this almost makes sense. This is actually a TV-SHOW (let that sink in) and this one of six tie-in novels set in the shows universe. So it's not just a sudden escalation in the first book of a series to time travel, WW2 and Hitler in a story about the Last Starfighter meets Laser Tag. This is just an episode/adventure with a random-ass plotline that took place off-screen in a tv-show.
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You know you two are GETTING MARRIED.
If this is not a sign for him to move in, what possibly could be?
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Noooo! The Mullet! It burns the eyes! Why bring this evil back?!
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I see Tao's suspension has been lifted after his controversial and inciting statements from season 1. Let's hope he's learned his lesson.
Supergirl: Uhhhhhhhh
Should we come back later or
Wonder Woman: I'm just...capturing her >.>
Cheetah: H A R D E R D A D D Y
Wonder Woman: You are not helping Barbara
Oh no an audience of beautiful, powerful women watching me be humiliated like this, how will I ever recover.
"This is definitely not the entire reason I did this crime spree in the first place >.>"
"Barbara, I can clearly see the lasso isn't the least bit tight around your neck. You could easily break out of this."
"What, noooo. I'm totally struggling here. Curse you, Wonder Woman. You foiled my purrrfect jungle cat themed scheme. In this random park."
"Oh, for Hera's sake. At least make that sound real."
Sometimes You Have To Send A Message
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Somewhere Tom Brevoort sobs like a little bitch, clutching his pearls and crying "Nooooo don't fight hate with hate!"
don’t worry though, they’re not fighting hate with hate — they’re fighting hate with deadly force!
T'Challa: Some say the only way to defeat the power of hate is with the power of love
I have found however that tearing the power of hates throat out with the power of vibranium claws is most effective
Ooh, didn't know Secret Invasion got this gnarly. Typical Marvel event. All the cool shit happens in the tie-ins.
I'll glare at you in public then sneak you into my room I love it when you bite my neck but I hate everything else about you And honestly (honestly) it's super hot I hope the neighbors are away 'cause you sure yell my name a lot
Don't say a word, shut up and rip off all my clothes Each time you speak I want my hands around your throat Your voice is only tolerable in bed Like when you mumble breathy curses as I'm giving you head
I hate you, but I love it when we're fucking I hate you, but the passion is there I hate your condescending demeanor And I'll bite your lip when you pull my hair
these pages are impossibly horny
there is no way to interpret this except that Barbara wants to fuck Diana
"I WOULD DEVOUR HER"
DC: These two are just heterosexual gal pals
Me, a person with a brain:
Actually DC wants you to believe that they're both bisexual but arent attracted to each other.
#which is even stupider honestly#just admit they fuck from time to time#its SOOOOO stupid how Diana is only allowed to have Ex girlfriends and Barbara has the occasional fling with Villian girlies#but neither is allowed an actual relationship with a woman or each other
GIVE US WHAT WE ACTUALLY WANT HERE DC >:(
On the plus side, Steve died shortly before I dropped Tom King's Wonder Woman, so...maybe?
No, he's already back
Also the utter dogshit that is the Wonder Woman comic is going to "re-tell" her origin entirely from Steve Trevor's perspective which is about as enticing as sandpaper toilet roll
Samantha, c'mon. Be fair. Everyone knows that a comic title featuring one of the most important female superheroes in our culture being narrated by and being all about the perspective of a man is what every Wonder Woman fan wants.....I only really read Marvel Comics. Was anything I just said close to what a Wonder Woman fan wants? I'm pretty lost on what's going on with DC. Is Jarro still a thing? I liked Jarro.
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"It’s really nice to have a character that just a facet of their personality."
Omgosh that's so cute! <3
I still need to check out the Malcolm in the Middle sequel, I've heard good things :D
Completely forgot to check the air date on this. And this is intriguing. Is this Jamie or the kid from the last minute pregnancy in the series finale? Gonna have to watch to find out.
The only way to begin is by beginning. And season 8 is beginning soon...
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And the mind games begin once again. Okay, that's definitely a clue. Everyone write it down.
Felicia are you fucking 16?
Dating his jock friend so he'll, what, get jealous? He's MARRIED, Felicia. The race is already won. Too bad, so sad, do something else with your life.
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This was a ROUGH period
Just
Shittiest fuckin writing for Felicia
Some good stuff is coming later, thank god
It's about three dozen issues away but we're gonna get to see her fight some funky robots and her and Peter are gonna fight Carnage and his fan club together that'll be neat
It's weird to see Felicia wearing something that isn't some variation of black and white. Seeing other colors on her feels jarring for some reason.
Damn. That's a lot easier than whatever I was planning
If the system can't survive the people in the Epstein Files getting prosecuted, then the system deserves to die.
The current system needs to collapse.
Think about what counts as collapsing.
If you count war and poverty as collapsing, then the system has already been collapsing.
This is assuming we like the current system.
Venom you are just ensuring an increase in the AMOUNT of sonic grenades being wrapped around your unmentionables in due time.
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Again, there’s a reason taskmaster has rules against this shit and it’s because it just makes the hero’s beat your ass harder!
Taskmaster, the only villain to realize villains dont win
And that he doesn’t need to win to get paid,
Hell his original business model was kinda perfect? Whenever supervillains lose their henchmen get locked up, so once they inevitably escape or escape they hurts hire new ones, villains never quit and neither do the superhero’s and that means job security!
Hell putting on his own uniform might have been a mistake since now he's a known agent that the heroes stance up against
This art is tough to look at. I don't know enough about art to break down what I feel is wrong with it, but something just ain't right.
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You want this community to land on some poor fucker with both feet?
We can do that.
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Y'didn't need all the preamble Pete.
Now THAT would be a 5 way smackdown
Huh, didn't know Peter had the good sense to actually ask for help when this whole Eddie Brock/Venom thing went down the first time. Good for him.
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Since Batman's testimony is apparently the ONLY evidence to charge the Joker, I agree. The system isn't the problem, it's the system and the raging incompetence of the GCPD.
