Farligt avfall

Wow... Bad ass...

Seriously badass and awesome 💗

God I wish I could go back in time and be the person who cut peoples heads off with an axe

Why?

There’s something wrong with me

i’m trapped in your attic

listen im not intrested

macarons are deeply fascinating to me. it’s such a precise science with so many highly sensitive variables. all to create a pastry that isnt that good

I've tasted employment. I've tasted unemployment. I suggest money should start growing on trees so I can buy whatever I want.

i wish i was a cishet guy so that i could start a podcast and go to the gym and allow that to fulfill me spiritually. but instead i have these visions

can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bots, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again

where's that speed skating gif

Feeling like a sims 1 sim.

Feeling like a sims 1 sim.

bilbo baggins

“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo