Into the Chaos

dress up is one of the most important pillars of gameplay that is often ignored by game developers to disasterous results

I will always take the cat's side. "she's drooling on me" you're so lucky "he always wants to be petted" then pet him "he's mad I won't let him on my desk" make room on your desk for him. I am your cat's defense lawyer and the cat is always innocent on the grounds of them being A Little Kitty Cat.

i am full of love and also fatigue

my devoted but dangerously unstable knight will be hearing about this

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

why is it so hot. why is it so hot. I am being punished.

i realized your health bar goes from 1 to 3 when you first meet your LI during citadel dlc's beginning and the obvious implication is that they've given you medigel. but im choosing to believe that seeing kaidan strut along in his biotic glow while saying "seems like you're having a bad day shepard" was so fucking powerful that it healed shepard.

do you ever think about how sometimes it just... takes one random message? and suddenly you find yourself with a best friend or in constant conversation with someone who lives on the other side of the world but is just as much of a freak as you are or maybe you find yourself in love with someone without a last name but with so much kindness and affection in their words and presence. crazy how life and love and friendship just happen

so embarrassing to watch yourself become obsessed with a character that feels tailor made for you specifically to become obsessed with. feels like i fell into a trap made just for me. like damn they got me. those are all the things i like and go crazy for

sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

I mean if you wanna just loom in the corner like some kinda creature that's cool, we just don't want you getting left out

Mutuals are a lot like cats in that you kinda have to harmlessly pester and annoy them sometimes

*brushes all your fur the wrong way so you look like a feather duster*

reblog to pet your mutuals the wrong way