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Someone approached me irl yesterday and mentioned this video and I got so flustered because I can’t believe people remember me most by my 3 am fever dream wow

I think this video is cursed because every so often I’ll think about it out of the blue and the next time I’m on tumblr I see it.

This video is definitely cursed. Cause I’m OP and I died making it

happy 1st bday to... this.

I personally am declaring this to be a new International Holiday 

Happy 2nd anniversary to the Suez Canal blockage!

the women in my bluetooth headphones sounds mad at me :(

I really appreciate how every week I reblog this, a different person interacts it. Tuesday light me up speaks to all of us at different times.

Ma’am this cat has somehow emulated duck software

This 1️⃣ goes out to all the horny 💏 couples out there who are thinking 🤔 of getting rowdy 🔞 this 💌Valentines💮 day evening: 👍 👎DO ❌️ NOT👍 👎 If you do your child 🧒 will be born 👏 a ♏SCORPIO♏ Now, why ❓️ don’t ❌️ we like Scorpio's♏? For starters, “Scorpio” has 7️⃣ letters 🔠. 7️⃣ letters 🔠: 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins ✝️ 🙅‍♀ Now, what are the 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins? Wrath, Sloth, Gluttony, Envy 👏👏 Envy is associated with the color GREEN 💚 What else is green 💚? Marijuana. Just 1️⃣ more pothead in the world 🗺️. LAME. Now where is pot 🍲 legal? Canada 🇨🇦, Washington, Colorado, Oregon, Alaska, airplane ✈️ bathrooms if the pilot’s 👨‍✈️ chill. And where can 🥫 planes ✈️ take you? California 🕶. And what’s on California’s state flag 🚩? A BEAR 🐻. Your child 🧒. Is gay 👨‍❤️‍👨.

The execution is like slam poetry but the content is clearly a shitpost and that’s def the most powerful combination I’ve encountered in a while

song: in the hall of the mountain king

that is honestly one of the best-timed and best-edited videos as if the music were made for the text or the text were made to the music and perfectly