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started thinking about chicago (2002) again and i can't get over how they tried to make it so sexy and male gaze-y but it ended up looping all the way around and just being homoerotic as fuck

What if you had to work the CLOSING SHIFT at the bar you run in RURAL NEPAL but you were WASTED because you won a drinking contest after getting EIGHTEEN SHOTS DEEP like absolutely ROLLING but the guy who groomed you as a teenager (?) shows up still in his stupid fucking HAT and is like listen kid I don’t care how old you were you knew what you were doing anyways where’s your DEAD DAD I need his MEDALLION to find the ARK OF THE COVENANT from the BIBLE which you have the medallion but you tell him to fuck off anyways and then NAZIS show up and attempt to ROB AND TORTURE you which you only get out of because HAT MAN shows up and BURNS YOUR PLACE DOWN and now you have no place and he owes you FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS. And you were still category five emergency level drunk.

it appears i got hyperfixated on the wrong classic franchise created by george lucas, starring harrison ford

OK I DID WATCH STAR WARS, i enjoyed it and i like han solo as expected. but for some reason my mind decided to lock onto indiana jones, an old childhood interest (that wasnt even remotely this bad this year) but here we are

OMG thank you for this wonderful fanart 😭😭 i cant express how happy and motivating this is to me

everyone get into transformers NOW this instant

everyone get into transformers BEAST WARS this instant