pls ignore everything I ever said I would do. Or wouldn’t do. I’m no longer a reliable narrator about my own activities.

not to be a lesbian on main but I want to be in the Old West and make meals for the cowhands when they come home and when the toughest most badass cowgirl comes to grab her serving I look at her calloused hands and see a deep gash so I immediately go bandage her up even though she protests it’s just a scratch and I rip off some of my petticoat to make a bandage and she looks away blushing and as I tie it firmly around the wound I tell her she has to be more careful because it would be a damn shame to lose those hands of hers around here and she blushes again but she maintains eye contact this time and keeps her hand in mine and softly says “yes ma’am”

THANK YOU

The story of Balto is interesting. He led a team of sled dogs across the Alaskan wilderness in the dead of winter with diphtheria antitoxins to stop an outbreak in Nenana Alaska. Diphtheria is a deadly infectious disease that could wipe out a third of a town’s population. It is mostly unknown to the public today because of vaccines. Balto’s body is preserved in the Cleveland Museum of Natural History.

He’s a big hero of mine!

Togo and Balto didn’t bust their asses for dying children for you to turn around and not vaccinate your damn kids

White men really be like “I only watch shows the delve deep into the human psyche and reveal haunting truths about our political realities” and be talking about Rick and Morty or South Park

adult toy store employees when they go around to make sure all the products work: vibe check

effervescent

“ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand

It’s hilarious people on here will say “be gay do crimes” then get mad at people for piracy, which is like, the least threatening crime ever. Wannabe Disney executives

hey does anyone know the fastest way to clean up milk that’s covering every goddamn i nch of the  kitchen floor

i know a gal……she’s on her way

thanks

Supporting monopolies now MCU fandom? You bitches are truly brain dead, rotten, fucking worms in the brain. God…