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Grayson: What did you do?!

Jameson: NOBODY DIED!

Grayson: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Jameson: Is it just me or is instant ramen even better uncooked?

Grayson: It’s just you.

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Janeson: I feel like I have died and gone to heaven.

Grayson: I have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction.

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Xander: Onion rings are vegetable donuts.

Avery, used to Xander being dumb: Sure...

Xander: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.

Avery: Okay?

Xander: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.

Avery:

Xander: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-

Avery: Jesus, that one is a little-

Jameson, interested: No, no, Xander, keep going.

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Jameson: The risk I took was calculated but, man, am I bad at math.

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Xander: I’m afraid of clowns. There, I said it.

Grayson: Xander, if you don't like clowns, why are you hanging with Jameson?

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Xander, shooing Grayson away: Can you go be depressed over there? You’re bumming out my whole area.

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Avery: I'd roast you, but my mom says you can't burn trash.

Avery: *slow-mo walks out of the room*

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Xander: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter a.

Grayson: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory.

Jameson: Fuck you.

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Grayson: Pick a card, any card.

Jameson: Fine.

Grayson: Wait, that's my credit card!

Jameson: You said any card.

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Jameson, texting Grayson: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater…

Grayson′s phone, auto-replying: I’m driving right now–I’ll get back to you later.

Later

Grayson, texting back: Fuck you.

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Avery, to Xander: You're starting to forget your Spanish. You don't practice.

Xander: Lo siento. Estoy embarazada.

Avery: You just told me you're pregnant.

Jameson: Congratulations Xander, you're glowing!

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Everyone is playing a board game together

Xander: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.

Avery: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.

Jameson: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.

Grayson: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.

Jameson: *flips the board*

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Avery: Remain CALM! *slaps Jameson multiple times*

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Xander: Jameson is late again.

Grayson: How did this happen? I called him at 8 o’clock this morning and pretended it was 11.

Max: I printed up a fake schedule for him saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.

Avery: I set his clock to say PM when it’s really AM.

Xander: Oh boy. We may have overdone it.

Jameson bursts through the door

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The next generation…

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As the first trilogy draws to a close, Rune and his court face an enemy that shrouded in rumor and infamy. One who’s every dark act could bring the secrets he holds, to light.

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Though Rune and his lifelong bodyguard Brand are tasked with investigating the mysterious barrier, Rune is also busy settling into his new life at court. Claiming his father’s throne has irrevocably thrown him into the precarious world of political deception, and he must secure relationships with newfound allies in time to keep his growing found family safe. His relationship with his lover, Addam Saint Nicholas, raises additional political complications they must navigate.  But he and Brand soon discover that the power behind the barrier holds a much more insidious, far-reaching threat to his family, to his people, and to the world.

Now, the rulers of New Atlantis must confront an enemy both new and ancient as the flow of time itself is drawn into the conflict. And as Rune finds himself inexorably drawn back to the fall of his father’s court and his own torture at the hands of masked conspirators, the secrets that he has long guarded will be dragged into the light—changing the Sun Throne, and New Atlantis, forever.  

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