Jameson:Â *Kicks the door open, looking panicked*
Grayson:Â What did you do?!
Grayson:Â WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
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Jameson:Â Is it just me or is instant ramen even better uncooked?
Grayson: It’s just you.
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Janeson:Â I feel like I have died and gone to heaven.
Grayson:Â I have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction.
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Xander:Â Onion rings are vegetable donuts.
Avery, used to Xander being dumb:Â Sure...
Xander:Â Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
Xander:Â Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.
Xander:Â Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-
Avery:Â Jesus, that one is a little-
Jameson, interested:Â No, no, Xander, keep going.
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Jameson:Â The risk I took was calculated but, man, am I bad at math.
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Xander: I’m afraid of clowns. There, I said it.
Grayson:Â Xander, if you don't like clowns, why are you hanging with Jameson?
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Xander, shooing Grayson away: Can you go be depressed over there? You’re bumming out my whole area.
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Avery:Â I'd roast you, but my mom says you can't burn trash.
Avery:Â *slow-mo walks out of the room*
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Xander: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter a.
Grayson: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory.
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Grayson:Â Pick a card, any card.
Grayson:Â Wait, that's my credit card!
Jameson:Â You said any card.
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Jameson, texting Grayson: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater…
Grayson′s phone, auto-replying: I’m driving right now–I’ll get back to you later.
Grayson, texting back:Â Fuck you.
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Avery, to Xander:Â You're starting to forget your Spanish. You don't practice.
Xander:Â Lo siento. Estoy embarazada.
Avery:Â You just told me you're pregnant.
Jameson:Â Congratulations Xander, you're glowing!
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Everyone is playing a board game together
Xander:Â I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.
Avery:Â I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.
Jameson:Â I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.
Grayson:Â I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.
Jameson:Â *flips the board*
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Avery:Â Remain CALM! *slaps Jameson multiple times*
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Xander:Â Jameson is late again.
Grayson: How did this happen? I called him at 8 o’clock this morning and pretended it was 11.
Max:Â I printed up a fake schedule for him saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.
Avery: I set his clock to say PM when it’s really AM.
Xander:Â Oh boy. We may have overdone it.
Jameson bursts through the door
Jameson:Â WHAT YEAR IS IT?