Vance

i bet it feels good as fuck to escape from the narrative

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

my dad is very intensely involved a battle with his city’s public administration over a playground they have tried to forcibly remove like five times in the past 20 years and DID remove once in like 2005 but then had to rebuild because my dad was such a pain in their asses and came through with undeniable receipts of the zoning plan from the 60s/the historic/cultural value of the urban planning…. like there’s a woman in the city office who is his arch nemesis. he is literally the daredevil of urban planning

everyone in the tags needs to stop saying they want to fuck my dad.

shout out to those guys who woke up one day and found out they were going to explore the potato dimension

Those weren't D class. That was a squad of fully trained and equipped mtf agents.who got sent to the potato dimension.

They did complain that they had to go instead of D class, though.

And got trauma about it!

Team leader's fault. They should've turned back the instant they got out of the warehouse and it was obvious that they were in a world that had been consumed by exponential potatoes. What did they think was going to happen.

exponential potatoes............. has anyone else here played Spaceplan?

So what if I'm a toaster. I'm just as important an SCP as all those big monsters. I can and will mutilate my victims in truly horrible ways. Time to make toast.

The idea of them adding rain and Dr Grace immediately disliking it and going inside is just so tasty. On an animal level the biodome team are simply not pleased that he displays an aversive response!! AND YET this is precisely the whole deal with rain... even if they know that and the experience coordinator appreciates the extra tool to encourage him to move through different areas and spend his time in different places... it's just inarguably annoying to see Dr Grace squint and hunch in your PRECIOUS RAIN.

The first couple of captain america movies were good. I know. I know. I hate the mcu too but the first couple of captain america movies were good I'm Sorry. I have to speak my truth

The mcu wasn't ALWAYS completely soulless. Like it was never high art or anything it's always been kinda silly action movies but the first couple of em were good. I'm not gonna let the first avenger + winter soldier get memory hole'd Never forget what we once had. Me & like three other people are left standing in the stucky trenches in 2023. I am cringe but I am right. Remember what we believed in

@borbdoc

lowkey dgaf abt catfa but i will die on the hill that is catws and cacw as the best marvel movies ever dude. yeah captain america is propaganda and marvel gets paid by the us military to make them look kewl to the kidz but also. also steve rogers is not a righty military nut. he loves the america that is for the people, not for the government, which we see him back up time and time again, especially in civil war. and i also think he believes in taking it up the butt by bucky barnes. i will die on this hill.

The first couple of captain america movies were good. I know. I know. I hate the mcu too but the first couple of captain america movies were good I'm Sorry. I have to speak my truth

The mcu wasn't ALWAYS completely soulless. Like it was never high art or anything it's always been kinda silly action movies but the first couple of em were good. I'm not gonna let the first avenger + winter soldier get memory hole'd Never forget what we once had. Me & like three other people are left standing in the stucky trenches in 2023. I am cringe but I am right. Remember what we believed in

@borbdoc

lowkey dgaf abt catfa but i will die on the hill that is catws and cacw as the best marvel movies ever dude. yeah captain america is propaganda and marvel gets paid by the us military to make them look kewl to the kidz but also. also steve rogers is not a righty military nut. he loves the america that is for the people, not for the government, which we see him back up time and time again, especially in civil war. and i also think he believes in taking it up the butt by bucky barnes. i will die on this hill.

at what age does it start sounding wierd to call your baby "it" ?

none. #it/itspronounsbaby #wokebaby #hellyeahwokebaby

@overmorrowpine

why did they start breeding busses to have flat faces. they can't breathe

If only pugs could breathe through their butt too :((