Sh@rkAtt@ck

Ms. Tonitini is the mom I strive to be

you ever been so stressed that youre calm

this is my constant state

my chill is fake

“How are you so calm?!” “I’ve passed beyond stressed, beyond hysteria, into the grey misty indifference of complete shutdown of all but emergency services in my brain.”

His facial expression changes really quickly…

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser

my biggest pet peeve is when I call a boy pretty and about six people have their necks swivel all the way around on their shoulders exorcist style just to tell me that boys aren’t pretty they’re handsome

My five year plan is to obtain as much golden lumber as possible so my fellow villagers can line up outside my property at 6am and one by one, spew how butthurt they are about it everyday, and leave until the next day