We are Fans of Darkness

Team Aqua: We plan to flood the entire world!

Team Magma: Fuck those guys. We're getting rid of all the water in the world!

Team Galactic: What do you say to completely destroying and then recreating the entire universe?

Team Plasma: We're going to awaken the legendary dragons and use them to destroy the world.

Team Flare: Everybody and everything is going to be killed off forever except for us.

how i see every pokemon villain

somedays i do, i really do.

Giovanni: “okay so it’s gonna be all black but with a giant R on it so everyone knows who we are,”  “what Silver is gay? make the R rainbow,”

Maxie: “so i’m going to put horns on the hood, so we resemble demons and no one tries to mess with us,”

Archie: “holy fuck i want to be a pirate captain and have a pirate crew.” PROCEEDS TO FOLLOW THROUGH WITH A PIRATE THEME.

Cyrus was probably drunk and was watching a space/sci-fi film and based his designs of those.

Ghetsis: “knights are still relevant and threatening, yes. That’s how i’ll design the uniforms,”

Lysandre: “holy shit i love the colour orange,”

Lusamine: “holy shit i love the colour white,”

she is a broken person

unlike for james, who could quit at any time and return to a comfortable life, for jessie, team rocket is everything she has.

she lived in poverty, with a mother who was a criminal, and they were so poor they ate snow

her mother disappeared, looking for mew. there was never a mention of jessie having a father

she wanted to be an actress, and decided to take that route instead of going with a boy she loved, but she ended up losing both as her audition didn’t go through

she wanted to be a nurse, but failed

and now she keeps failing trying to catch that god damned pikachu

as much as i like dawn i almost want jessie to win all the ribbons because she fucking deserves to be happy and she deserves those victories and she deserves a friend like james

james’ family has riches and luxury, yes, but his parents are neglectful & uncaring and have engaged him to an abuser. they refuse to let him live in the lap of luxury unless he marries her and spends his whole life miserable.

everything about jessie and james is, from where i’m standing, intended to be opposite. james is a soft-spoken boy from a family that knows wealth but not love. jessie is a headstrong and outspoken girl from a family that knows love but is dirt poor.

Why Guzma isn’t in Team Rainbow Rocket, probably

BONUS:

It’s Colress, isn’t it?

Some villains do a dance - Part 3