me.

ilya mentally preparing for fucking war and shane goes "i can't dress, i hired someone to help me"

pre hard launch was crazyyy cause dan and phil would say things such as we are married for real in real life and you'd go does anyone think they are married for real in real life and then people would throw rocks at you.

Jacob Tierney I fucking love you man

i'm hudson williams and i put jimmy fallon on his knees and smoked outside the golden globes with charli xcx and omar apollo and got all the models and designers to pass me around like a blunt at milan fashion week afterparties and then the prime minister of canada asked if he could hold my leg up and i keep serving one cunty editorial photoshoot after another while delivering funny slutty smart thoughtful quotes in podcasts and interviews gIRL FUCK YOU

dan is probably cuddling phil right now and smothering him in kisses.