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make your own foot scrub

please stop making me read this

build a bear? yeah i give my boyfriend his t shots i know how to build a bear

@glitchyartist

OH GOOD HEAVENS!

consuming mass amounts of media related to my hyperfixation isnt enough i need to eat it

Christians with the Eucharist.

this is the funniest fucking reply ive gotten on this post everyone go home

Pointing out a crucifix to my Christian friend: "Hey, is that your Blorbo from the bible?"

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

Shout out to jackseptickeye who, as a fellow autistic, has now made it even harder to not make eye contact with him with the brand new tattoos. Was two eyes not enough?.

My eyes are down here

They say if you speak Jacksepticeye's name three times in a mirror while holding a cup of totm coffee, he'll appear and call you a bitch

I’ll call you a bitch for far less

Mountain weasel (Mustela altaica)

#it fucken sumny (via @mindfulwrath)

What did you fuckers do??