Ilya Rozanov calling the Centaurs “everypony” because he saw the phrase online and thought it would be silly but when he says it the first time Luca Haas is killed instantly

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Ilya Rozanov calling the Centaurs “everypony” because he saw the phrase online and thought it would be silly but when he says it the first time Luca Haas is killed instantly

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21st edit ✨ Lying
Personally in love with some of these transitions ✨ I'm sorry about the long edit but I just have a lot of feelings about these boys ✨
We've reached an amount of edits that requires numbers instead of letters 😮💨
Song: Sand Drawing by Judah Earl
Chapters: 10/12 Fandom: Heated Rivalry (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov Characters: Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov, Carter Vaughn, Troy Barrett, Original Male Character(s), Original Female Character(s) Additional Tags: Wilderness Survival, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Near Death Experiences, POV Multiple, Field Medicine, the plane crashes, not the one you expect though, Sochi 2014 Winter Olympics, Graphic Description of Injuries, NPC Deaths, Angst with a Happy Ending, Episode: s01e02 Olympians (Heated Rivalry), BAMF Shane Hollander Summary:
Flight 771 shouldn't have been any different than any of the hundreds of other flights that Shane has taken over the course of his career, aside from the fact that it was taking him towards his lifelong dream—towards the Olympics.
It shouldn't have been any different.
BEND OVER, STAY DOWN.
BEND OVER, STAY DOWN.
BEND OVER, STAY DOWN.
It is.
Love when I am like ooh hollanov song and then immediately find a fanvid for it. Bahaha.
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Chapters: 11/11 Fandom: Heated Rivalry (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov Characters: Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov, Original Characters, Alexei Rozanov's Daughter, Svetlana Vetrova, Sasha | Ilya Rozanov's Coach's Son Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Magical Realism, Shapeshifting, Magic, Curses, Cursed into the Form of a Dog, Curse Breaking, Missing Persons, Urban Legends, Shane Hollander is Retired from Hockey, Shane Hollander Writes Hockey Biographies, Ilya Rozanov is a Menace, Investigative Journalism, Ilya Rozanov Haunts the Narrative, shane's narrative specifically, suicidal ideation/attempt, Happily Ever After, ilya disappeared off the face of the planet after the draft and shane took that personally, befriending the weird feral dog that keeps hanging around your rental, accidental pet acquisition, that turns into accidental boyfriend acquisition, shane investigates ilya's fifteen year cold missing persons case and falls in love with him all over again, Discussions of Suicide Summary:
It’s the most famous cold case in hockey history. Up-and-coming Russian phenom Ilya Rozanov mysteriously vanishes the summer before his rookie season. Despite extensive police work, no trace of the young superstar is ever found.
Shane Hollander remembers Ilya Rozanov. Better than most. And now, several years retired and with two highly successful hockey biographies under his belt, he’s taking a crack at the mystery that’s haunted his own career with strings of what-ifs and memories revisited so often they’ve softened like old cotton.
Perhaps now, with the long eye of perspective between him and those memories, he can unravel the short lifetime of the man poised to become his biggest rival and best kept secret. Travelling to Russia he searches for stories and the answers they hold.
If only this damn dog that’s apparently a local cryptid would stop raiding his trash cans.
It has wandered this place for years. It knows every stream, every hill, every tree. Every pale, flat face in the place of straight lines. It does not know this face.
But it remembers dark eyes and star-dots across the cheeks. It cannot remember its own name.
But it remembers him.

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Shane writes hockey romance* novels in his spare time and publishes them under a pseudonym (John Dutch) and no one knows except his agent.
A wag somewhere picks one up and discovers the hockey is really accurate and well written from a technical perspective (plus it’s super hot) and convinces her boyfriend or husband or whatever to read it and then somehow it becomes popular among hockey players as a thing that’s kind of a gag but people are also seriously reading it.
Ilya is extremely confused that CLIFF is trying to convince him to read a book but figures he’ll give it a try. Fifty pages in, reading the book on the plane, he suddenly realizes he recognizes the sex scene.
He never says anything to Shane, but starts casually leaving Shane’s books lying around for Shane to notice during their hook-ups.
*i was going to go with ‘gay hockey romance novels’ but then realized cishet hockey romance novels would be objectively funnier
chapter 14 is up!
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featuring:
the centaurs hiring brandon wiebe
ilya being extremely annoying to roger crowell
domestic hollanov
jackie pike having the best day of her life
enjoy!
*gasp* shallergies reference on the latest Kane Dutch chapter!
Two of my favs! @penandinkprincess and @thisisnotthenerd
Just chanting Shallergies! Shallergies!
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Heated Rivalry (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, Shane Hollander & Irina Rozanova Characters: Irina Rozanova, Yuna Hollander, Rose Landry Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Class Difference, what if shane hollander was troy bolton i.e. his head was in the game but his heart was in the song, internalized loserphobia, Romance, Sports Drama, the sexual tension between you and what you’re capable of, Angst, (very little), Happily Ever After Summary:
Shane’s brain cycled rapidly through a half-dozen celebrities, porn actors, Grindr profiles, every attractive bartender who’d ever served him a beer, trying to find a comparison for this level of outrageously concentrated beauty in one person, but he was drawing a blank.
The man—Ilya Rozanov, Facilities Attendant, his badge read—gestured around the supply closet. “I help you find something?”
-- Canon-divergent AU set during the 2017-18 MLH season. Shane Hollander doesn’t have a single Cup to his name when he meets a very hot and very annoying janitor who works at the Metros stadium.
Ilya Rozanov, still on the ice, looking very concerned—

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Reading a scenario that beggars the imagination. Like, I'm sorry, no crisis management team in the world would do it like this.
Very fucking funny to read a LONG multichapter fic that has so far managed to keep hollanov from fucking even offscreen.
I'm not complaining, for the record. Just impressed to their devotion to a non-smut fic.
it's the best game you can name 🍆💦👅
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Oh shit wait ok
So one year for charity different pro athletes get asked to participate in a live game based on one of those “how well do you know your partner” games but instead it’s “how well do you know your rival” and participating means you get to raise money for a charity of your choice and obviously Shane and Ilya want to promote the Irina Project so they agree and go up against other current famous rivals from other sports
And Shane and Ilya discuss ahead of time that obviously they’ll have to just play things off as they usually do, light hearted chirps back and forth and what not, “winning” is just for the show and won’t impact how much money gets made for their charity so it doesn’t matter. Except then they get there and become overtaken by the need to Win and Be the Best and they are the best. So without needing to discuss changing the plan, as soon as the questions start they lock in and decide that actually they have to demolish everyone else
The other rivals are laughing and making jokes at the questions but Shane and Ilya are deadly serious and the host starts to get a little weirded out by the fact that they actually know the answers and aren’t just saying things like “how many goals last season? Probably one less than me haha” and actually have each others stats memorized
Because the audience is loving it they go to a lightning round that’s just Shane and Ilya and it’s now the usual couple game questions and they’re still getting them right because they can make excuses for knowing later, right now is about Winning
“What is Shane’s favorite breakfast?”
“Kale protein shake with a scoop of peanut butter and a handful of blueberries.”
“Ok um, what is Ilya’s favorite breakfast?”
“Two sausage egg McMuffins with an extra slice of cheese and hashbrowns.”
“What is something on Shane’s bucket list?”
“Sleeping in one of those see through igloos under the northern lights.”
“What is something on Ilya’s bucket list?”
“That thing where you feed giraffes at a zoo.”
“Ok last one. I think we all know Shane’s answer is former paramour Rose Landry, but who do you think is the most famous person Rozanov has ever slept with is?”
*through teeth gritted so tight he is in danger of chipping one* “Probably a model. Or something.”
“… Yeah, let’s go with that.”
Years later when they’re out Shane reshares the clip and the only non-PR approved thing he says on the matter is “It was me, by the way. I am the most famous person Rozanov has ever slept with.”
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🆕 Chapter 2!
Ft. Schrödinger’s Allies Boston Raiders (are they supportive or just competitive?), Stonewall-related chirping, and a cliffhanger ending (chapter 3 coming soon …)
Read the new chapter on Ao3 here, or from the beginning here.
•Boston Bears | Boston Raiders (Game Changers) •Montreal Voyageurs | Montreal Metros (Game Changers) •Schrödinger's Allies Boston Raiders •Supportive Montreal Voyageurs | Montreal Metros •Baby’s First Gay Friend •Competitive Allyship •Mixed Media •Showing Some Goddamn Respect For Women's Hockey •Social Media •Straights Attempting Inclusion •Texting •Twitter

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