Shiro X Zarkon Tho

teacher refused to let me sit backwards in chairs. i made a point to sit backwards in chairs until she told me to stop, and then id manspread as much as possible. (semester one.)

teacher got onto my friend and gave her a panic attack over her newly dyed hair. i told her my friend putting red streaks in her hair was no different than her removing the grey streaks from her hair. got sent outside. (semester one)

teacher told me my bra strap was showing. took my bra off in class and put it in bag. was sent to principal’s office. mother was called, although she only muffled her laughter over the telephone. (semester two)

[to homophobic teacher who disliked my mothers] “what language is gaelic from? gayland?” “that’s where my moms are from, ma’am.”

teacher claimed i was lying about moving to uruguay and tried to force me into sitting in a personal meeting about my future classes and goals. told her to “sign me the fuck up for underwater basket weaving” and got sent outside. (semester two)

was told by teacher that “ladies should not say they have to pee. try ‘can i use the restroom’ instead” replied with “alright. i gotta piss like a racehorse. can i use the restroom?“ (got sent outside. again. semester two)

was told to “smile, you’ll look nicer” by a 6′0″ male coach i did not know. when he blocked my entrance out of the classroom until i smiled for him, i said “shove it straight up your ass,” before elbowing him in the ribcage, ducking under his arm, and running for it. skipped class in that building for a week. (semester two)

And so a friendship is born.

Wingmen.

What if, the first time everyone found out, it was cause his foot slipped during training and he ended up doing the splits. And everyone panicked for a second because the gladiator was still coming at him and it looked like it was about to be a disaster, but he took it out without any trouble and got up like nbd. And Lance completely freaked out.

And Keith thought it was hilarious, so he started just casually doing weird flexibility poses any time he knew Lance was coming. And they kept getting increasingly harder until he reached the limit of what his body was naturally able to do so he started secretly training to be more flexible so he could keep getting a rise out of Lance.

eventually they’ll meet the homestuck trolls