she had the world

Austin telling Taylor that her missing her exes was like "eating out of the trash" was so real of him

and FUCK your rocketship

"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

Nico Rosberg once again rocked up to the track, expecting "fireworks" from Lewis Hamilton, later called Lewis the GOAT but lacking bc he's old, called the Ferrari bad into Fred Vasseur's face, asked if Charles is still patiently waiting for Ferrari success, expressed his pitty about Lewis' car, praised Kimi Antonelli, waxed poetically about Max Verstappen stating that he's one of the five best drivers in the sport ever, recalled Brocedes beef for the 100th time, predicted that Landoscar will have a Brocedes crash eventually and that it'll be interesting how they'll handle it, told Lando's race engineer that he's wrong about technical details and admitted that Oscar's driving is "beautiful", "unfortunately". Absolutely immaculate work, no notes.

since we're racing in miami the next red bull upgrade should be giving max verstappen a gun. I'm sure that's legal in florida.

gotta respect verstappism of kimi antonelli bc when he was told that max got 10s penalty for their collision, his response was "WHAT ABOUT PIASTRI?!"