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@youwantfisticuffs
"WHAT ZE FUCK IS ZIS BULLSHIT ABOUT THIS HELLSITE PURGING EVERYTHING! I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR ZIS CRAP!"

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@papa-guna āI need more of ze test subjects! Get those lazy ass attendants to do their stinking jobs and get me some. Or else we are going to have ze problem.ā
āTest subjects? For what may I ask? I thought we agreed that any experiments were to be assessed and approved by me first.ā
Odine grumbled audibly, "Jabroni, you approved ze experiment! Do you want ze Sorceress suppression jewelry improved or not?!"
@papa-guna āI need more of ze test subjects! Get those lazy ass attendants to do their stinking jobs and get me some. Or else we are going to have ze problem.ā
"E-excuse me! Instructor Aki? Your student, Seifer Almasy? Um... He just... forcefully shoved President Laguna Loire against the wall and is disobeying a direct order from our Commander..."
āā¦.what?ā Ā Akiās look of shock quickly turned to a frown, and he thanked the SeeD informant who had dropped that bit of news. Ā
He broke into a fast canter down the corridor, nearly taking out a group of Trepies in his haste, and came upon the trio not far from the hall leading to the cafeteria. There was shouting, Laguna and Seifer were glaring at each other, and Squall was trying to get in between both.
āDoes anyone mind telling me whatās going on here?ā Ā Aki demanded dryly, stepping forward.Ā
āZere iz fisticuffs and Iām not invited?! Vhat the hell kind of president do I work for?!ā
(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJNXjC7qd1c) Zis is amazing! I love being able to record ze rants!

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@youwantfisticuffs
āDoctor Odine, this is Seifer Almasy of Balamb Garden, I am calling to speak to you about a situation I feel may be relevant to your interests. I left my contact information with your assistant. It is urgent I hear back from youā¦ā Seifer never knew what to say at the end of voicemails. He shook his head,Ā āBye.āĀ
Doc Odine was having quite a peaceful cup of tea until one of his assistants relayed the message, āUrghhhhhh, vhat iz it with Garden always wanting me when I am trying to do ze relaxing?!ā With a big huff he got up from his desk, snatched the phone from his trembling assistantās fingers and dialed Seiferās number. āNow listen here Fallen Knight, zis better be good!.ā
āI really canāt take you seriously right now. Ā Not when youāre wearing that.ā Ā
"You vant to start something you little bitch?"
@youwantfisticuffs liked for a starter.
Aki was not keen on having to call on the good doctor for any sort of guidance; however, Garden was in need of an expert on para-magic and guardian forces - it seemed a new GF had surfaced near the Balamb campus, and Odine did know quite a bit on those topics.
As he was likely to tell Aki himself. Ā The instructor grimaced as he dialed the number.
āDr. Odine? Ā This is instructor Aki from Balamb Garden. Ā I needā¦a favor.ā Ā
Doc Odine āhumphedā on his end. No one important as per usual, but because it was someone from Garden, he must oblige them.
āVhat do you want? Unless it has someting to do with magic I am not interested!ā
āOf course itās to do with magic,ā Ā Aki snapped, irritably. Ā āI wouldnāt have reached out to you otherwise.ā Ā
āWeāre not sure what weāre dealing with hereā¦itās not a typical guardian force. Ā Itās one none of us have ever seen before, not even the headmaster. Ā From what I could seeā¦.the creature had snakes for hair, and the unlucky student who unleashed it was petrified. Ā Heās still being treated by Dr. Kadowaki.ā
āSoā¦can you help us, or not?ā Ā
Doc Odine grumbled quite audibly into tje handset, irritated by Akiās impatience. Yet the GF he explained seemed quite interesting. He was getting quite bored with testing on his assistants for ze shits and giggles so he thought a little trip to Balamb funded by the good olā president would suit just nicely.
āFine, fine.ā Odine said, āDonāt get your knickers in ze twist, Aki! And vwhat ze hell is ze petty student doing playing with such power?! Being an instructor got to your miniscule head, and you forgot to teach them properly, hmm?ā
He might as well get some jollies before he hassled Laguna into giving him transport to go.
Aki sighed, regretting the moment he dialed Odineās telephone number; he should have known the scientist would somehow try to blame him for things. Ā āI was not there when this happened, Doctor. Ā It wasnāt as if this occurred during my class.āĀ
āThe student came across this on his own,ā Ā Aki explained further. Ā āIām the one who found him, crawling back to campus, and I brought him to Dr. Kadowaki right away.ā Ā
āAnywayā¦.the headmaster will send a car for you, if youāre willing to come and take a look at it.ā Ā Ā
The good Doctor was bewildered. Had it escaped Aki that there was a massive ocean between the two countries? Whatever the case, it was a good opportunity to add some more snark before he forced his assistants to pack his bags.
"Unless zis car of Cid's can grow wings and fly, I highly doubt zat it would get here! Grow a brain, kid!"
Maybe, he thought, Garden HAD done research and developed flying cars, that would be a good one to tell Laguna.
{okay so i am a dumbass and because I changed blogs - same URL, I just moved this from a sideblog to a regular one - Iāve lost track of some threads. Tomorrow Iāll be doing my best to organized, but IF you are waiting on a reply from me, please like this post or reply - itād help greatly!
And once again sorry for my scatterbrained of late. I swear someday Iāll be a proper roleplayer with well organized drafts.
*shakes fist*
@misplacedxheroics (cont):
āThatās just rude. And uncomfortable. But if I were a platter Iād serve you an arrest warrant for that sassy mouth!ā
āI do have one more thing. You have a misshaped head, youāre tacky and I hate you.ā
āNot as tacky as that outfit youāve got on, Princess. Hyne, man⦠does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?ā
"ZING" Screamed Doc Odine approvingly, "You showed zat jabroni, knight!" @firxga

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@youwantfisticuffs liked for a starter.
Aki was not keen on having to call on the good doctor for any sort of guidance; however, Garden was in need of an expert on para-magic and guardian forces - it seemed a new GF had surfaced near the Balamb campus, and Odine did know quite a bit on those topics.
As he was likely to tell Aki himself. Ā The instructor grimaced as he dialed the number.
āDr. Odine? Ā This is instructor Aki from Balamb Garden. Ā I needā¦a favor.ā Ā
Doc Odine āhumphedā on his end. No one important as per usual, but because it was someone from Garden, he must oblige them.
āVhat do you want? Unless it has someting to do with magic I am not interested!ā
āOf course itās to do with magic,ā Ā Aki snapped, irritably. Ā āI wouldnāt have reached out to you otherwise.ā Ā
āWeāre not sure what weāre dealing with hereā¦itās not a typical guardian force. Ā Itās one none of us have ever seen before, not even the headmaster. Ā From what I could seeā¦.the creature had snakes for hair, and the unlucky student who unleashed it was petrified. Ā Heās still being treated by Dr. Kadowaki.ā
āSoā¦can you help us, or not?ā Ā
Doc Odine grumbled quite audibly into tje handset, irritated by Akiās impatience. Yet the GF he explained seemed quite interesting. He was getting quite bored with testing on his assistants for ze shits and giggles so he thought a little trip to Balamb funded by the good olā president would suit just nicely.
āFine, fine.ā Odine said, āDonāt get your knickers in ze twist, Aki! And vwhat ze hell is ze petty student doing playing with such power?! Being an instructor got to your miniscule head, and you forgot to teach them properly, hmm?ā
He might as well get some jollies before he hassled Laguna into giving him transport to go.
You're not cool. Stop trying to act like you're the newest big hit in the fandom. No one likes you.
K. Will do.
Fushushushurururu WHAT-A-MORON! CAN-I-EAT-THEM?!
Who ze hell do you think you are?! Ze Fat Bastard?!
Get in your lane Shumi, I'm going to break zis anon's back and make their jabroni ass humble!
āThis is for your student ID. Ā No smiling allowed. Ā Actuallyā¦pretend itās a mug shot.ā Ā
Doc Odine stared at the camera in bewilderment, wondering how the hell Aki got into his Laboratory.
"Vhat is zis? Some kind of joke!? Go home before I break your back, jabroni!"
omfg you can't justmake a blonde sim and call it seifer lmfao thats not how it works either illustrate or get the fuck out of the fandom #fail
I was going to respond to this with a bunch of fanart that is (in my opinon) not recognizable unless you consider that Seifer = Scar + Blonde hair butā¦
That would just be rude, wouldnāt it? Putting someoneās hard work down because you donāt agree with it? Hm?
So to prove my point I made an⦠letās call it an āattemptā⦠at drawing Seifer. Using a reference, which I will also add.
I took my time because I know how important this is to you that I draw him with 100% accuracy⦠Well, sadly, Iām still very much a beginner, and⦠I made something that I recognize to be a very young Benicio Del Toro.
I think since Iām so good at illustration, I should stop trying to learn and start taking commissions. Think thatās better than using Sims?
No?
Then Iāll keep doing what Iām doing. Iāll leave the beautiful illustrators out there to do what they do best because they have a talent that I could only aspire to possess.
Which is exactly what Iām doing. That up there? What you see is all the hard work I put into the illustration. Thatās ALL handpainted. So⦠Iām doing alright for now. And I plan to get better as I go along.
Who knows, maybe Iāll be as good as the artists that I look up to. And if not, thatās cool.
So you go do you, Anon. Iām going to keep illustrating and manipulating cartoonish sims 4 models to look like my characters. Youāre free to keep being an insufferable prick and move on. :) Kisses.
Vwhat the fuck is zis? Come off anon you pussy ass bitch and I will put you in ze camel clutch, break your back and make you humble.
You vant ze fisticuffs, I give you ze fucking fisticuffs and lay the smackdown on you!
š£ Guilty pleasure too. Fess up, Scarface.
I already posted the Guilty pleasures in the earlier one so this oneās just for you haha!
{ā¦} - āSCARFACE?!ā Seifer lurched forward in his seat, his mouth agape. He was amused, āā¦Alright, fineā¦Iāll own it. The scar just adds to my charm, donāt it?ā
Guilty pleasures? Seifer has a few ā
{ā¦} - Cuts the Mun off, āNo no, we already answered this one but Iāll add to it. First, thereās āThe Sorceress Knightā starring President Loire. I hate to admit it. The movie is so poorly made and the acting is⦠terrible⦠to say in the least but I still get inspired by it.ā
Thatās not it, is it?
{ā¦} - āNo, thatās not it.ā Tosses phone on table, āThis song gets me motivated. And this one. And this. And this one here. Canāt go wrong with any of these.ā Pause. āWhat? I appreciate female artists! The āRumble and Swayā is just a current favorite.ā
Anything else?
{ā¦} -Ā āItās so badā¦ā Seifer hesitates, drawing in a slow breath. āI used to play a particular tabletop game when I was like, twelve andāā
Nope. Weāre done with this oversharing thing. You are not about to tell me that Seifer Almasy played Dungeons and Dragonsā
{ā¦} -Ā āWell, I donāt do it anymore! It was a phase!ā With a click of his tongue, he looks away, āRoll initiative and āSeifer the Knightā goes into a rage and swings at the Mun-dragon with reckless attackā¦ā
Doc Odine can barely contain his amusement and calls out from a distance.
"NEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRDDDDDD! Ze Sorceress Knight is ze big smelly nerd!"

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What ze fuck is with all zis house cleaning bullshit!? A genius like me should not have to do it! Where iz my assistant!?
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