It's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah

what city slickers don’t understand is that weird noises always come from the forest and we just ignore it

if you go out to investigate and get got then that is on you, ignore it and go back to sleep like a rational person

Best case scenario, it’s a fox. Worst case scenario, you’re next.

If you investigate the noises the forest is making, you are opening the door for the forest to investigate /you/

me having a depressive episode

or homelessness

two kinds of people.

you could put a dead body there and put a blanket on it and people would think they were just sleeping and it would be a great way to transport dead bodies inconspicuously. 

* three kinds of people.

HOW CAN YOU EVEN HAVE A GIF THAT’S THAT SPECIFIC?

I agree, it is highly unnatural…

I haven’t seen a supernatural reaction pic exchange since the dark ages

This post has the same energy as 2012 Tumblr, and while it brings back ancient, strange memories, it also feels reassuring that some things will never change.

obsessed with those stone stairs and archways in the middle of the woods that remain standing after the rest of the building has fallen to ruin

Don’t walk up the stairs

if i want to get abducted by the fae that’s MY choice and you can’t stop me

@dovewithscales

i have never seen a more accurate photos set

Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost!

That’s called murder and i heard somewhere that it was illegal.

If you tried to live on iceburg lettuce alone, you would have to eat 34 heads of lettuce daily and you would spend $17,551 annually before dying of multiple nutrient deficiencies.

why was this calculated

story time my dad always made dinner when i was little so i spent the first ~4 years of my life eating mexican food everyday and the first time i went over to one of my white friends houses they gave us pb&j sandwiches and i was like “haha what about dinner” and the mom was like “that is dinner sweetie!” and i was like “i have to go home now”

when i got home my parents were like “i thought u were staying for dinner” and i told them what happened and my mom was shocked and was like “DELANEY that is RUDE” but my dad laughed for like half an hour

Ok I’m white too but who the fuck eats pb&j for dinner

My family is white, but not that white. 

best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets 

this speaks to me.

Scientifically, it’s because sleeping in a cooler environment (freezing cold room) and also sleeping under some physical pressure (blankets) - especially of you have anxiety and/or insomnia - is actually the most ideal sleeping condition.

My life

#wow it’s nice to be scientifically validated

AND sticking your nose out from under the blankets to feel that cold air while the rest of your body is warm and comfy !

This is basically how I live my entire life.

new hat

Hey, I actually think we were meant to live in groups. The idea of permanent independence is a sham.

I really identify with the guy whose adult skill is having a Netflix login.