#soexcited

putt-putt saves the zoo you stupid son of a bitch

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

anytime i talk to people i feel like i need to be shot.

I felt the cold, bony and clammy hand of death itself upon me, worst handjob I ever had

i asked my gf if we should watch something and she said we just watched something referencing a 2 minute youtube video of an old man demonstrating how to make popcorn on the stove

anyway. women should be huge

drinking water is awesome i love #mywater

it's like damn are people like not born in the 90's anymore?

this all goes back to how sometime around the late 90s/early 2000s they stopped making people born in the 90s and switched over to making people born in the 2000s. it's not a coincidence