[nothing to see here. move along.]

See this, this is what I like about TikTok. Little moments like this

Hello! I’d like an “I hate my father” and two “I have a small willi—” [The word that gets cut off is Pimmel, an un-sexy term for penis.]

Swedish film poster for the 2024 re-release of Picnic at Hanging Rock (1975) dir. Peter Weir. Art by Daniella Sjostrand.

I just don't know what grownups do for bedtime and I want to know!!!

Deadloch 2.01 | Croc Justice

your ruthless efficiency in disembarking from this aeroplane has captivated me mademoiselle

i just read the caption for this unreleased newsreel footage more carefully... WHO wrote this lkasdjfaksjdfjlskjdfslkdfj

ok coming back to this (as one does) i didn't realize you can click the newsreel dates/codes and it'll pull up the source for the descriptions/captions . so 'bogey is there to protect bacall from hepburn, a notorious woman lover' was written by someone in the hearst metrotone news library in 1951..? ⚠️⁉️ i have a dozen more questions

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

Happy Pride 🌈 | The Golden Girls (1985-1992)

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

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you will not get butterflies if you kill all the things that turn into butterflies! what are you doing!

getting a lot of responses to this going 'ok but it would be good as a metaphor though' so I will accept a metaphorical interpretation as long as you ALSO (!) promise to be considerate towards larval forms of insects specifically and biodiversity in general, deal?

Also, the length of a dick is in inches for SURE.

Xena Rewatch: “Animal Attraction” ↳ 5x04 (originally aired: oct. 18, 1999)