My best friend trusts me so much she gave me her phone and had me sext a guy on her behalf while she’s driving. This is the realest relationship I’ve ever had

quits school to focus on lord of the rings

But did he finally get a job? Then what’s the point of the bowtie?

motherfuckerjonnes

If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”

*thinks about space* what the fuck? is this allowed? what the fuck? is that allowed?

A beacon of light in this world full of darkness

MY BOYFRIEND DOESNT GET THE JOKE

me rn

this is the most beautiful picture I have ever seen

fuck

I will never not reblog this.

I like the part where, in the third gif, the loop makes it look like the Prince turns into Cinderella

This is, without a doubt, the saddest photo I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE.