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This is amazing
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He stopped in his earnestness to look the question, and the expression of his eyes overpowered her⦠Emma was almost ready to sink under the agitation of this moment. The dread of being awakened from the happiest dream, was perhaps the most prominent feeling.
ā Jane Austen, Emma, Volume III, Chapter XIII
Bonus:
I watch this scene at least 7 times a year.
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āHave you got family? No. Lost them a long time ago. How do you cope with that? I carry them with me. What they wouldāve thought and said and done. I make them a part of who I am. So even though theyāre gone from the world, theyāre never gone from me.ā
I havenāt seen this posted yet but it gave me chills. (Credit to grable424 on YouTube)
Fucking s i c k
A fucking god made this masterpiece
This is completely gorgeous.

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Thought: I do NOT think that 50% of the worldās billionairesĀ should be women. I think there shouldnāt be any billionairesĀ at all.
So you are saying 0% of the world should be billionaires?
Why shouldnāt their be billionaires? That makes no sense.
Because the existence of billionaires is predicated on the exploitation of human labor and unsustainable environmental harm.Ā That level of wealth hoarding is harmful to economies, as it reduces the amount of money in circulation. No one person, no family, could ever conceivably even SPEND a billion dollars anyway, andĀ it is inherently immoral to accumulate wealth so narrowly while so much of the world lives in abject poverty.Ā Ā
Better then to create a wealth ceiling, a point at which all wealth over a certain pointĀ is taxed at or very near 100% to incentivize people to actually spend their money rather than hoard it, stimulating the economy and bettering the lives of far more people. Better even still to create and regulate economic systems that protect workers and the environment in a way that such extreme levels of wealth accumulation arenāt even feasible.Ā
The problem with this is that it reduces the incentive to actually do fiscally well. Whatās the point of starting a business if you canāt become wealthy?
There is a very real difference between āreasonably wealthyā and A BILLIONAIRE
No one is saying you shouldnāt have a nice house, we are saying that having multiple really, really ridiculously nice houses while your employees are either homeless or at serious risk of becoming homeless is immoral.
Iāll never understand why this concept is hard for people. I think itās because they canāt actually fathom how much $1 Billion is.
Seriously.
Letās say you have a badass job. A great job. You make $100 AN HOUR. You work 10 hours a day ($1000 A DAY), 5 days a week ($5000 a week!!!), every week ($20,000 A MONTH), thats $240,000 Every Year.
It would take you 4,167 years to make a billion dollars.
God dammit
If you were making, for the sake of argument, $25 million a year, you could live a life of extreme luxury. Even then, it would take you forty years of spending none of that money to amass a single billion. There are multi-billionaires out there. No one needs that kind of money.
Currency came into existence to simplify trade. It was meant to make things easier and better for society. When a single person has more than they need, even more than they would need for an extravagant lifestyle, theyād completely unreasonable. Money isnāt meant to be hoarded for status. I honestly think billionaires are addicted to money.
If you are anything like me, many times you have been riding the subway and have had the thought, āWhat is wrong with this dang subway is that it is not exponentially more expensive and slower than this.ā Many times you have seethed, through clenched teeth, āGoddammit, it just churns my guts that this subway does not require me to own and bring alongāand also to have outfitted with a special set of retractable sideways wheels that serve no other purposeāmy own Tesla-brand autonomous electric car.ā If you are anything like me, when you get off the accursed normal subway and do not have to then hunt for a place to park your Tesla-brand autonomous electric car, it fucking burns you up inside. It makes you sick! You have had it up to here with these goddamn cheap, fast, mass-transit options that do not require each rider to have brought along an entire specially outfitted self-driving electric car.
Holy shit
āI canāt speak for everyone, but this sounds like it is extremely my fuckinā speed! In the literal sense that it travels closer to my walking speed than to the speed of an efficient high-speed rail system, and transports only slightly more people than I can carry on my back.ā
The comments on the article are so so good.
Iām traveling with my dad. Heās at a meeting. I hate meetings. Plus, Iām not allowed to go in. I can only sit in the lobby. Thatās boring. So, he dropped me off here. He gave me his credit card and told me to give this to whoever was welcoming people in so I wonāt get into mischief. And, ma'am, sometimes I do get into mischief.
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992), dir. Chris Columbus
This movie is underrated.
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I was in line at Aldi and this girl with two toddlers in front of me had her card declined and she looked so fucking sad and saidĀ ālet me call my husband real quickā and it was only 18 dollars, so I just paid for it, and she was very sweet and then as she walked off, the lady behind me said `āYou know that was probably a scam, right?ā and like, even if it was, like what a sad fucking scam, right? 18 dollars at the Aldi. If youāreĀ āscammingā me for some Tyson chicken and apple juice and cauliflower, then just take my fucking money.Ā
āA scamā people are fucking wild.Ā Ā
This happened to me, too. A woman had used WIC for the majority of her stuff (which I say from personal experience is such a long and embarrassing process) and to buy the remainder of her groceries, which included diapers and wipes, she used a card, and it got declined. I bought the other $30 of her groceries because hey, Iāve been there, and now Iām not. She was extremely emotional and began to cry and even hugged me. My mom called me on the drive home and could tell I had been crying myself, asked what was wrong, and when I told her what happened, she berated me for being āduped.ā I couldnāt believe she could be so disappointed in one of her children for doing something- nice? Is that the hill you want to die on? Getting mad about people needing groceries?
I once paid for a womanās bill at the vetā¦it wasnāt a big one, but she was trying to pay for some medication for her dog, and her card was declined. And her lip started trembling, and she saysĀ āI donāt get paid until Tuesday, would he be ok until then?āĀ
So I just told them to add the $20 something onto my bill, and I thought she was going to break down crying right there.
And I donāt care if it was a scam or not. Just do nice things for people sometimes.Ā
Do good recklessly.
I think āDo good recklesslyā would be fantastic word art to hang on oneās wall. Artistic people, go!
So this has happened to me but from the other side. Several years ago when my oldest was around three or so, I had my debit card decline at Walmart. It wasnāt a scam or a mistake, I was genuinely broke. Out of money. I checked my bank and discovered I had something like 7 dollars left to my name and a hungry kid and nothing to eat at home. So I sat there trying to come up with the best way to stretch that tiny amount of money to feed my kid. Not even to feed me. I can live on popcorn or something if I have to but my kid was three and he had to eat. So there I am trying really hard not to cry while I slowly take things out of my basket to get it down to under 7 bucks, when a lady tapped me on the shoulder. I looked up and she smiled at me and started putting the things back in my cart. I opened my mouth to tell her that I didnāt have the money for them but she stopped me right away and said āDonāt worry about it. Itās gonna be fine.ā Then she handed the cashier her credit card and said āRing up all of it.ā My kid got to eat because of her. I got to eat because of her. I had laundry soap and deodorant because of her. She couldāve just ignored me silently struggling in that line. She couldāve decided I was a scam and gone home feeling good about avoiding being duped. But instead she chose to help me and she saved us. So maybe the person struggling in front of you is trying to put one over on you or maybe they are just sad and broke and trying to figure out what to do. You get to decide which you want to believe and what you want to do. But Iāll tell yāall, no one has ever been more beautiful to me than that lady in that line who saved me and my baby. Be like her. Be beautiful.
Do good recklessly
DO BETTER. BE BETTER. STRIVE TO BE BETTER.
DO GOOD RECKLESSLY
One time, my dad and I were living the grocery store and there was a guy outside asking for money to buy some stuff to take home for his kids. It was around Christmas time. My dad asked him if he could give him groceries instead of money, and the guy immediately said yes, so my dad gave him one of everything we bought (meat, rice, some chocolates, milk, oil). At that time, my dad hadnāt gotten his paycheck because the company he worked for was going through a tough time, but he didnāt care, he saw an opportunity to help someone and he did.
Another time, my dad gave 50 bucks to a guy who said he needed to buy medicine for his kids. I told my dad he was probably going to spend the money on alcohol or something, but my dad said that āwhether he was lying or not says something about HIS character, but hearing someone in need and choosing not to help when I have the means to says something about mineā.
I never forget that.
āwhether he was lying or not says something about HIS character, but hearing someone in need and choosing not to help when I have the means to says something about mineā
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Iām imagining the epilouge but with Nevilleās kid instead of Harryās.
Sensibly Named Child: Dad, what if the hat puts me in Slytherin?
Neville: Then it means you really are a Slytherin. Do you have any idea how hard I begged to be a Hufflepuff? How hard I argued with the hat against Gryffindor? And you know what, it turns out the hat was right and I pulled the sword out of the hat and killed the snake. Itās a magical hat and youāre an eleven year old who thinks Axe works to attract girls. You know nothing, listen to the hat.
You know what I find interesting? How I Met Your Mother just like⦠disappeared from culture after the finale aired. Like sure you might still hear the odd, āChallenge acceptedā or use that gif of Marshall hugging the pillow as a reaction image, but no one really uses the phrases in vernacular, no one talks about the episodes.
And I think it has to do with the fact that the finale betrayed fans badly.
Take Friends for instance. It still is a lasting cultural thing. I think we can all agree now in hindsight, that Ross is an absolute douchecanoe, but at the time, the majority of fans wanted Ross and Rachel to get together because it had been this thing that the show had told us through cues was MEANT to be.
In HIMYM, the entire show was predicated on MEETING the Mother, and we had ruled out that Robin wasnāt the Mother. More than that, they had shown us that Barney and Robin were actually perfect for each other. They had spent episodes and seasons redeeming Barney, and softening Robin and showing us why they were meant to be. And to see BOTH of those relationships forced apart for a series finale that they had written all the way back in season 1 that didnāt make any sense for the story they eventually told, was damning for the showās legacy in culture.
I firmly believe that writers should be able to write the story they want, and if you want to listen to constructive criticism or do a little fan service along the way then great, but when you get to the finale? That right there is 100% for the fans. The finale is when you let go of the story completely. The finale is a love letter to the people who made your show continue for as long as it did. Good finales are why shows survive.
When youāre writing a work-in-progress, sometimes you have to abandon your original plan. Let that be a lesson.

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Iām glad to be with you, Samwise Gamgee, here at the end of all things.