Brookelynn

If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television

“sigh…. this extremely hot water will have to do”

Having an animal in the house at night is always nice for explaining the strange noises heard. It’s when you don’t have an animal, that you worry about unexpected noises.

Worst part of living with animals is the night time sloppy licking cleaning noises I'm sorry but I cannot sleep . Please fhcking stop please please olease

Students, you have NO IDEA how high that bar is. 

i was worried my cat is dehydrated because i never see him drink water so i’ve started leaving a cup of water that’s “mine” (aka he sees me drink out of it once before he does) in my room so he thinks he is being a rebellious naughty by drinking out of it but rlly he is just following my plan & being hydrated .

God in the Garden of Eden

Absolutely obsessed with the implications of this comment