“Pants were invented for men” not according to my ancestors.

Okay but like based on genital structure, it would actually make sense for mean to wear skirts and women pants, why are we even talking about logic

the scottish did it right

The Scottish did it to hide more knives

The Scottish did it right

I like that this post went from pants to history lessons to riding to Scottish people hiding knives

But where did they hide the knives? Like my mind just projected an image of them wearing garters underneath there to hold the knives.

That’s actually just about correct.

We’ve found it Snail Church

snurch

Take me to snurch

I get that this is supposed to be a message about how Jesus loved us all so much he died on the cross, but I can’t just get this whole image out of my head of someone asking Jesus, “How much do you love me?” and Jesus replying, “This much,”, T-posing for a few seconds, then straight up dropping to the ground dead.

His last commandment was “Thou shalt assert domination”.

me, continuing to look at a screen despite having a headache: OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain…