The Fallen Hearth

Iron Warriors

Lines from 2002′s parody film Kung Pow: Enter the Fist. MATURE 18 + .

❛ I’ll kill him. I’ll kill him dead. Like with … with a … rock or something. Like a … like a stone. ❜

❛ He is an idiot. ❜

❛ I have been called bad before. ❜

❛ You think losing is winning! ❜

❛ Look , those curly Qs in your hair make me so hot I can’t think straight! ❜

❛ Oh , Taco Bell , Taco Bell , product placement with Taco Bell. ❜

❛ Look, I need your help.  I live under constant attack. ❜

❛ I implore you to reconsider. ❜

❛ What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ❜

❛ You killed my family , and I don’t like that kind of thing! ❜

❛ And now, I’m going to beat you up. ❜

❛ I see the way you look at him. I’m a man too , you know? ❜

❛ You go that way , I’ll go home. ❜

❛ Your confidence is disproportional  to your abilities. ❜

❛ It is EVIL , it is so EVIL. It is a bad , bad plan , which will hurt many… people … who are good. ❜

❛ I think it’s great that it’s so bad. ❜

❛ Our sexual preferences are our own business! ❜

❛ And here I was starting to think you were just a sadistic , psycho , bitch. ❜

❛ One of us is wearing a push-up bra. It’s lacy. And cute. ❜

❛ That’s a lot of nuts! ❜

❛ It is a great honor having  you beating random people in our town. Especially that helpless man you just hit. ❜

❛ I could dance like that … if I felt like it. ❜

❛ That’ll be four bucks , baby! ❜

❛ We purposely trained him wrong … as a joke. ❜

❛ I now officially know too much. ❜

❛ Killing is wrong. And bad. ❜

❛ There should be a new , stronger word for killing. Like badwrong , or badong. Yes , killing is badong. ❜

❛ A tiny net is a death sentence , it’s a net and it’s tiny! ❜

❛ When you girls are done kissing , I’ve got some ass kicking for you. ❜

❛ Ha! Face to foot style , how do you like it? ❜

❛ I’m falling!  You’re falling! We’re falling! ❜

❛ I’m a teeny-tiny , horny , honey! ❜

❛ I rock. And roll. All day long. ❜

❛ I spanked you as a baby and I’ll spank you now , BITCH. ❜

❛ You must take your place in the great circle of … stuff. ❜

❛ I’m bleeding , making me the victor. ❜

❛ He’s an outsider. Have you ever seen him before? ❜

❛ Yes , play me like a drum. ❜

❛ Knock , knock. Who’s there? Your butt that’s about to be kicked! ❜

❛ I have traveled many miles to meet you. ❜

❛ Take a close look. ‘Cause I rule, baby. ❜

❛ If you’ve got an ass I’ll kick it! ❜

tw for chronic illness / chronic pain and body dysmorphia 

“Shit, it hurts!”

“I’m used to it hurting.”

“It’s nothing. It just hurts, again.”

“I just can’t ever get comfortable.”

“My whole body just feels… wrong.”

“No, it’s normal pain. I’m used to it.”

“I wish these scars would just go away…”

“It hurts too much to stand up, I need to sit.”

“I’m tired of feeling off all the time, that’s all.”

“I think I need a hot shower and some painkillers.”

“It doesn’t even feel like this body is… me, anymore.”

“God, I wish I could be healthy for one day. Just one.”

“No, it doesn’t really hurt today. It’s just uncomfortable.”

It’s a bad day, again. I might need some help getting up.”

“It just feels like there’s something in me that’s not… me.”

“I don’t even remember what it’s like to get a good night’s sleep.”

“What’s it like waking up and NOT always hurting? Must be nice.”

“Man, if I hurt this much already, it’s really gonna suck to get older.”

“I need a hand up. If I start crying, don’t stop, it’s manageable pain.”

“I’m only (age)! I shouldn’t have the aches of a 90 year old woman.”

“I feel like a burden. I wish I was healthy so no one has to look after me.”

“This doesn’t even feel like a body, anymore. It’s just a big ball of pain and ick.”

“It feels like my body’s never… right. Like there’s always something wrong with it.”

“I don’t want to stay in bed, ‘cause my brain’ll tell me I’m lazy. But, it hurts too much to stand up today.”