it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

So is waterboarding yourself in the shower just to see what it feels like but apparently I’m a freak for saying that!

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

one must imagine Sisyphus as having a big, round, juicy ass

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

#childhood

the internet is a place for reading wikipedia articles and watching every movie for free. social media is an invasive species. never forget this

this blog supports punching fascists

Help, the video isn't playing for me, can someone describe what it shows?

The little hand clap before the punch is pretty suave too.

trans people don't need to hear your justifications for still enjoying harry potter in 2026 stop looking for forgiveness where you're not going to get it

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

This post is to Easter what a Geiger counter is to radiation.

I see it’s *looks at smudged writing on hand* Lent again.

i truly believe in order to make peak star trek again you simply have to get a cast of actors who have only done theatre and nothing else. you can have one token TV Guy if you wish. but so help me god i need those aliens doing shakespeare up there