just a bunch of hocus pocus

Tbh the idea that German is an angry or ugly language is just French propoganda to divert attention away from the fact that French sounds exactly like when your dog is choking on some plastic wrapper he found somehow

1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us

3) mostly mined with slave labor

4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer, we don’t even comprehend people buying us rocks that would force us into debt for ten years

5) They aren’t actually that rare and the price is artificially inflated. 

THANK YOU EX-JARED’S BASED GOD. 

engagement rings: HACKED

u know that feeling deep in your tummy where u just dont feel comfy and u feel sad and sort of want to cry but not about anything specific its like your entire body is just upset and unnerved all the way to the core almost like ur just longing for something but dont know what

i’ve had this a lot lately

you: sweater weather me, an intellectual: seasonal depression

*gives a pet to the ground* for cerberus

does that mean when dogs bury bones they’re making an offering to Cerberus?

gotta secure that ticket to the elysian dog park somehow

Doggo Faith tells that GOOD BOYS who BURY MANY BONE will be welcomed by Cerberus into the Dog Park and receive MANY PETTINGS and MUCH SAUSAGES